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Odds are that if you’re a guy starting out in porn, unless you’re a modern day Rasputin, you’re going to end up doing alot of G4P to get work.
And when you finally move to straight porn, you get thrown into that granny or fugly fetish shit.
Brazzers star Danny D says his porn career started in a field at the 2006 World Cup in Germany. The portaloo queue was too long, so he went in the open, and his mates saw what he was carrying. Their verdict was that he was wasting it on a building site.
At 18 he started going to swinging clubs and dogging spots to see if he could perform in front of strangers. A man offered him 150 euros to have sex with his wife, and Danny's answer was "let's go again." In a podcast version of the story, the couple drove him out to a wooded area and filmed it in the back of their car.
He says the real job is a lot less sexy than people think. Some photographers shoot six inches from his balls, close enough that he can feel their breath. Ten crew members watching is "in your head" and stops mattering once you're in the moment.
He calls fluffers the biggest myth in porn. Someone once explained it to him like this: if you can't get hard for the girl we're paying you to f***, why would we pay another girl to suck you off?
The money is decent. He says a mid-level guy can easily make about £1,000 a day, and a good male performer is "worth his weight in gold."
His favourite role was Murphy, an American cop in a dystopian world where women rule and petrol is the currency. He did the accent for a whole week. One co-star wore a gas mask with a Fleshlight fixed to the front and did her entire scene in it.
He started at 18. At 33 he says he has never had a real job, and porn bought him his homes. Award listings show three AVN Male Foreign Performer of the Year wins and an AVN Hall of Fame spot in 2024.
His warning to 18-year-olds is that whatever goes online stays online forever.
Dream job or a decision you can never take back?
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⏮️ NOSTALGIA.- Mexico, Distrito Federal, lunes 8 de Mayo del año 2000, la ciudad de mis recuerdos…
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Hay teorías fans que llevan circulando años por reddit que hubieran encajado muy bien con lo que han contado en #AHS13 sin necesidad de crear agujeros argumentales inmensos en la franquicia. Voy a poner varios ejemplos:
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nunca tinha visto esse video de quando a gaga subiu de surpresa no palco de uma drag q tava performando born this way
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Este es un mapa/diagrama donde hago una representación PERSONAL de como creo que terminará formándose el corredor ferroviario central de la Zona Metropolitana del Valle de México.
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Hey y’all!
I’m so excited to release this live album, but while we wait, I’m dropping a few surprises—and this is the first one!
After almost a year of work, the unofficial Lady Gaga: Joanne World Tour – Live from the Forum website is NOW LIVE! 🧵👇
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Thought we'd last a lifetime, when I'm mumblin' alone
I taste the last words that you spoke to me like wine
My heart is in a bind, if I could bear it on my own
I wouldn't try so hard to numb what's left behind
Shakespeare could never btw
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