Nick Saban and all his kids (coaching tree) Kirby - the oldest. Hard headed probably got his ass beat the most but now doing the best. Sark - second eldest got away with more than usual cause dad was focused on the oldest. Slipped up in life but finding his way now. Jimbo - middle child. The weirdest of the bunch. Never really showed up to family reunions but you know he’d be aight eventually. Mario - The adopted son Lane - the fourth child. The hard head but the most talented of the bunch. Dad was too old to beat his ass so he probably got away with more than usual also. Dan Lanning - the youngest. A certified crash out. Probably on drugs.