I saw Talk to Me and am told I had my hand on my face, ‘oh my goodness gracious’ style, continuously from twenty minutes in.

Ultimate battle

Sad that our ex-PM might lose nine tenths of his personality. amp.smh.com.au/sport/nrl/sha…

Sous chef doing his important prep snoof snoof snoofs

I figure there's 7-8 weeks until Twitter is reduced to thirty people per week getting the opportunity to walk past a randomly-chosen rock.

Black Mirror. Beyond The Sea. Aaron Paul. Floored.

Drink your winosaur, doctor. #drinkyourwinemate

I feel like we all have a finite amount of energy to use thinking about Gladys Berejiklian, and I’m already in deficit.

Let's make tampon wrappers and billionaires quieter.

Just popping in to remind you that LGBTQ+ people don't recruit, they just want to make sure people feel good about who they are. Y'know, like the exact opposite of churches.

TF is happening here

Oysters change their gender all the time, we should eat them before they try to compete in the Olympics.

Joan Is Awful is not awful, and Michael Cera getting smacked in the face remains oddly satisfying.

GUYS GUYS GUYS

One Paragraph Movie Review: Jezebel, a 1938 film about - like so many other films are - a brat in a frock. link.medium.com/IKqauBURDAb #OneParagraphMovie

Okay so I've searched some pretty effed up stuff but I still don't deserve this particular branch of targeted marketing.

omg SHEIN why are you so obsessed with me

Okay I’m about to watch Born on the Fourth of July and I can’t see any reason to enjoy it.

When you move out of the city, remember to budget plenty of time in your day for SFAC (Stopping For A Chat)

One Paragraph Movie Review: The Jerk, a film that only body-hair phobics could dislike. link.medium.com/hUQ1OFpazAb #OneParagraphMovie