Gavin: Hey dad, you said you and mom are going to get me a new dresser soon, right?
@JohnRRosen: Yep
Gavin: Can I get a ukulele too?
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Thing #627,920 I never thought I'd have to say:
Me: I appreciate you sharing that fact with me but please don't tell the other kids at the birthday party that Skittles are made with cocaine.
G just told me that he wouldn't have any issues stealing a boat because "that's the pirates code". His end game is becoming more clear every day. 🙄🥴
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Being married to @JohnRRosen is never boring.
***JR, typing a text ***
JR: How do you spell gonorrhea?
Me: I'm not telling you until you tell me why you need to know.
JR: Nevermind. I'll just use herpes.
Me: 😂🥴😂
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Scene: Cub Scout meeting at a public park
Me: OK Flaming Phoenixes...we need come up with a patrol yell. Gavin: I've got the best idea.
Me: Let's hear it.
Gavin: ***takes a deep breath, throws first in sky, and yells*** Let's blaze!!!
Me: Nope. Nopeity nope. 😂
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Gavin: I have this bump on my arm.
Me: Does it hurt?
G: No. It itches.
Me: I have this stuff I put on mosquito bites that takes the itch away. You want that?
G: Yea, it could be a big bite...OR...maybe an alien is using my body as a host?
😂
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Marking my calendar!
Here it is: the first ever 𝙀𝙎𝙋𝙉 𝙁𝙞𝙡𝙢𝙨 documentary on the @WNBA!!!
𝟏𝟒𝟒 bada$$ women. One camera. All female production crew. An entire professional sports league unfiltered and unapologetically themselves.
Enough is enough... time to tell our story. MAY 13.
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Me: You'll never believe what I found on Gavin's Spotify.
@JohnRRosen: What?
Me: The teen years are going to be tough.
JR: Big Booty Hoes?
Me: Worse. A dinosaur podcast. 😂
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More of this please!!! @WNBA players have huge, loyal followings. Have them promote your products!!!
Hi @Google. What do I need to search to get this question off the list? Is @_ajawilson22 superhuman? Can people physically see how excited I am about @Kelseyplum10 coming back? Will the @LVAces take it all this year?
Hey @Google! Can we do something about the top question that pops-up when we search the @WNBA? The question leads to a hateful & inaccurate post on reddit that bashes the #WNBA & helps perpetuate the sexist & wrong idea that the WNBA is an inferior product to the @NBA.
