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Jason Patterson retweeted
A long time ago, in a Premier League far, far away…
Before VAR.
Before social media.
Before £100m footballers.
There was moi
28 August 1994 —
3 goals. 4 minutes 33 seconds.
(Still the best in my eyes,sorry Sadio)
The fastest Premier League hat-trick ever at the time. Something I'm still incredibly proud of ... @LFC ❤️
Jason Patterson retweeted
Cuando tiene razón, tiene razón! Vergonzoso el maltrato a Iran 🇮🇷.
“Esta es una Copa del Mundo desastrosa. Como jugadores profesionales no podemos jugar una competición en estas condiciones, no está bien ni es justo.”, Taremi, capitán 🇮🇷
THIS AUGUST BANK HOLIDAY WEEKEND (MON 31st AUG 6pm. Tickets £7). IM BRINGING MY SHOW “UNDERRATED” TO THE WORLD FAMOUS TOP SECRET COMEDY CLUB IN LONDON’S COVENT GARDEN! LINK FOR 🎫 TICKETS 🎟️ IN BIO 😁🔥👌🏾
This Saturday Night 🎤 😆👏🏾🔥🔥🔥
OXFORD, your weekend just got funnier - we're back with another belter of a bill this Saturday 😍
Get ready for these four knockout stand-ups bringing the laughs: Andy Robinson, Louise Atkinson, @jpattersoncomic & @markgmaier!
Avoid FOMO , BOOK NOW 👉 bit.ly/OxfordWeekendCom
Jason Patterson retweeted
Ice Cube says he hates performers who make the crowd rap their lyrics for half the show.
“That’s some bulls**t, man. I came to hear you rap motherf*a”
Jason Patterson retweeted
📅 Friday & Saturday Night Comedy, featuring @MrNishKumar, @GlennWool, @allysonjsmith & @jpattersoncomic
Superb stand-up comedians (including the one and only Nish Kumar, host of The Mash Report) and a great range of tasty food offerings
Tickets 🎟 bit.ly/LeedsWeekendCom
Jason Patterson retweeted
📆 Friday & Saturday Night Comedy, featuring Louise Atkinson, @GarethWaugh, @jpattersoncomic & @HoratioTheGould
Superb stand-up comedians that will keep you laughing until Monday
Tickets 🎟 bit.ly/BhamWeekendCom
Jason Patterson retweeted
Friday & Saturday Night Comedy @GleeClubBham
Sep 12/13 Louise Atkinson @GarethWaugh & @jpattersoncomic
Tickets: glee.co.uk/birmingham/#searc…
#Birmingham #BrumHour
Jason Patterson retweeted
🎶 Oh he wears the number 20,
He will take us to victory,
And when he’s running down the left wing,
He’ll cut inside and score for LFC
He’s a Lad from Portugal,
Better than Figo don’t you know,
Ooooh his name is Diogo 🎶
Jason Patterson retweeted
Shout out to everyone who joined us for another fantastic weekend of comedy 🫶
Just how brilliant were @vinceatta, @GarethWaugh, @SharonWanjohi_, @jpattersoncomic & Alana Jackson?!
FOMO? Join us this weekend instead! Tickets at glee.co.uk/glasgow 🎟 – at Glasgow, Scotland
