You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Just realized that “guess how many jelly beans in this jar” game means that a person touched each jelly bean with their bare hands.
I feel like teenagers that just got braces and get to hide behind masks are the true winners of Covid
GenZ: we know being an influencer looks cool, but please get a job so we have somewhere to buy our avocado toast. Sincerely, millennials
Just watched a girl walk into a pole while she was texting. Where's my #googleglass when I need it.
Despite having it all, the everything bagel often feels like there is a part of him that is missing...