@jrobah

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 Gathorokoine
Joined November 2010
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#100DaysOfCode Road to FAANG. DAY 1 - Setup VSCode. Got tired. Will continue tomorrow
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Bro is lucky current crop of bullies are tame. Prime Twitter Droid could be dropping back to back Photoshoped images while Mbucu, BabaKayai, Masaku, Jammie Bong are dropping puns
K24TV
@K24Tv5h
Who is Mak Mansa? YouTuber who went viral for defecating on himself during Nairobi marathon. Read the whole story here: tinyurl.com/mujtczky
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JESHI LA SIFUNA
@Jeshi_LaSifuna4h
Hakuna Kubembelezana !! 😂😂😂🔨
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Ukrain war about to get bloodier
Praveen Kumar Verma
@Alacritic_SuperOct 25
Purdue University's IDEAS Lab built an autonomous drone that tracks runners through dense forests completely without GPS or cloud networks. By running 3D LiDAR mapping and obstacle-avoidance AI entirely on-chip, it can weave under tree canopies and predict target movement through blind spots in real time. Massive implications for next-gen search & rescue and edge AI.
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Bro thought he would be cooked but everyone is just nice to him and calling him a Legend
Naj Brown@NAJEEZUSOct 25
Fuck it. A woman took her wig off at my house the other night. She had tattoos on her scalp. As we made out I licked her bald head. Turned me on.
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matt rothenberg
@mattrothenberg20h
Kiddo is already showing a strong understanding of dependencies (xkcd 2347)
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teej dv 🔭
@teej_dvOct 25
fellas, if your girl: - listens to everything you say - tracks your app usage - wants to know about your youtube interests that's not your girl. that's a samsung smart tv
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Hakuna yengs hapa
@ImbayiK12h
When girls are telling each other creative ways of getting monied men hizo zote za kuenda sijui Lee Funeral Home sijui Nairobi hospital sijui golf clubs, sijawahi ona read the room being said. People laugh, na wakufuata hufuata.
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Past 8 days this has happened to me twice with the latest being on Saturday l. Craziest bit was that for both trips I had actually tipped the drivers
Roman Hugh@user2x8i294vks7h
Hey @uber_kenya You have a rogue driver somewhere. Wassup? I can’t even verify the ride info.
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Aura loss for the whole country. You can't participate in any Twitter war
🐥@nyarr03716h
😂 😂 The pearl of Africa
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Magnifique🇰🇪@Nyar_Luke9h
Look at this!!!
Julliet Njeri 🇰🇪@JullietNjeri11h
That is what happened in the US, and some trans women would physically attack women for just being "uncomfortable" around them. They did that in some jails and female inmates started getting pregnant from unconsented sex (million dollar baby scandal). It won't stop at washrooms
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ODHIS@cfcODHISOct 25
Abandu e osiepwa. Abandu ema wakendre go back dek bedie. Abandu ema igni go te osebet wuotho gi Agwas. Gima abandu ochamo wabe nyaka bwas nwa. Sifuna e nyangile makata auka osimo tachwa to biro moko marwa
Bishop
@barrack_gumbaOct 24
Luos, let's have a conversation. Watimo uru nang'o 2027?. Wawach dhowa kende please.
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Kelvin Ogola Opere 🇰🇪@kelvinopere115h
Replying to @Gidikim
Which is why we are chipping in.
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Can a cross dressing man who paid 60k to join a golf club, went to Alliance and graduated from Strathmore and has a a job whose net salary is 300k go to the male washrooms of a church during a masterclass on how to be a good wife?
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Relative Privation - the masterclass is wrong because society faces more pressing problems False Dilemma - We must choose between successful marriages and other societal issues Whataboutism - redirects away from the merits of the masterclass by introducing other problems . . .
Fantôme Noir
@erycoyugiOct 25
Can a modern woman become a wife ?
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Võ Nguyên Giáp@MwanaWaGiningiOct 25
This realization changed my perception on "brain drain". When Kenya's brightest students leave for jobs abroad, it's not brain drain: the country wasn't using their brain in the first place.
Dr. Strange@ImonaarOct 25
Same here. Eventually, reality hits you like a brick to the face. At some point, I concluded that Kenya doesn't know what to do with its brightest students. Many grow up with enormous potential but little support& opportunity to match it. Explains why most resort to drug abuse.
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Billyy@hershy88385540Oct 25
"you will never find a better person than me allegedly 😂😂"
Dreamy✨️@Wamboi_28Oct 24
Shida ni ati I can’t even compete; msichana ni mrembo, good career going on, comes from a good family na ako na matako… ei mniombee
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RED@UniquelyDarklyOct 24
Replying to @lovvewolf
@lovvewolf
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Knowing Janja Janja culture ya huku, my guess was right
Cerebral Assassin
@xysistOct 24
Engineer wa project ya Eastleigh ameruka story Kipetero Kiyesu. Amesema aonyeshwe where he was engaged beyond design 💥
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Normal Programmers: Hey, so I created this tiny website/api to help you do x @davidamunga_ : Hey so I created this detailed 3D game that can run on Casio watch at 80 frames per second and extensible through a Rust API. Bro enda ulewe hata siku moja
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Shopping ikifika 35 wewe choma mafuta ufike Sam West in Dagoreti
NJAMBI•FEVER
@njambifeverOct 24
Family of 4 na shopping haifiki 35k?😂😂 Harpic tu ni thao 😂 weka mayai weka maziwa weka Ugali. 5k inaisha hujaeka cooking oil makosa isifanyike Gas iishe. Hujakula ata kuku, hujaweka ma cabbages. Garbage bags ni 1200. Wewe bana
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