My son tried out for his high school basketball team three years in a row and got cut every time. He's a good kid, but he's five foot six and not very fast, and the third time it broke his heart. He'd practiced every single day that summer. He came home from the final cut list and went straight to his room. The next morning, the coach called our house and asked to talk to him. He said he had a problem.

Oh my God.....Stop. 😂🤣😂🤣 I am DEAD. 🤣😂

Jayden Daniels thought the clock would stop at 5 seconds out of respect for him

Hilarious crop of records right here: AZ: Completely misses playoffs CLE: Division Champs + Bye to ALDS CWS: Final AL Wild Card spot PIT: Misses playoffs by 6 games HOU: Division Champs + Host WC series

“I AM JAPANEESSSEEE!!!” Munetaka Murakami was HYPED to celebrate with everyone after the White Sox officially clinched a playoff berth

Clavicular needed an makeup session before entering Erewhon to mog everyone inside. His makeup girl travels everywhere with him to keep his face camera ready.

One final W at 🏡 for the 2026 season!

😤 The highest-graded NFL defensive lines against the run this season, per PFN’s DL Impact metric: 1. Vikings - 92.5 2. Steelers - 89.8 3. Seahawks - 87.2 4. Eagles - 85.9 5. Bills - 85.0 6. Texans - 82.5 7. Bengals - 81.5 8. Packers - 80.8 9. Browns - 78.5 10. Cowboys - 76.9

ESPN offensive line pass block win rates through Week 2: Raiders: 63% 👀 Browns: 61% Falcons: 59% Eagles: 58% Bills: 58% Lions: 58% Chiefs: 57% Commanders: 56% Patriots: 55% Cowboys: 54% 49ers: 53% Steelers: 52% Colts: 52% Texans: 51% Vikings: 51% Giants: 51% Bears: 51% Broncos: 50% Chargers: 50% Jets: 49% Dolphins: 47% Rams: 47% Buccaneers: 46% Bengals: 46% Panthers: 46% Jaguars: 46% Titans: 43% Saints: 39% Seahawks: 36% Ravens: 35% Cardinals: 22% Packers: 18%

Barack Obama at his last press briefing with reporters, 2017: "I have enjoyed working with all of you. That does not, of course, mean that I've enjoyed every story that you have filed, but that's the point of this relationship. You're not supposed to be sycophants. You're supposed to be skeptics. You're supposed to ask me tough questions. You're not supposed to be complimentary, but you're supposed to cast a critical eye on folks who hold enormous power."

DraftKings developed an AI model to identify users most likely to lose money so that it could target them with promotions. When employees then developed a model that would have assigned “risk scores” based on users' likelihood to develop compulsive/addictive behaviors, the company sidelined it. nytimes.com/2026/09/19/busin…

Watch Steelers’ RT #60… block nobody. 😂