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You’ll see all sorts of things — maybe unexpected — in my tweet stream. Here’s why. xitter.cf/nprscottsimon/status/9…
I despair when people say, "I don't listen to @NPR to hear..." (fill in with repellent opinion, music, sport, or literature you're sure offends you). NPR exists to bring you the world, challenge, surprise, inform, even outrage, not cosset the audience.
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Reese's Pieces have no chocolate in them. The peanuts had their oil pressed out and a cheaper fat put back in. Sugar is first, then partially defatted peanuts, then hydrogenated palm kernel and soybean oil, then corn syrup solids. Everything after that is 2% or less, and it's the dyes, the glaze, some vanillin and a little milk. There's no cocoa anywhere. Partially defatted just means the peanuts went through a press. The peanut oil comes out one side and gets sold as peanut oil. What's left is a dry peanut flour, and that's what the center is made from, because flour holds a shape in a panning drum and doesn't go rancid. Then they put fat back in, and the fat they picked is hydrogenated palm kernel oil, which is solid at room temperature and costs less than peanut oil. You can see the swap on the panel. 38 pieces have 6 g of fat and all 6 are saturated. Peanut oil is mostly unsaturated, so that number isn't the peanut. The shell is sugar with 4 dyes and a coat of shellac.
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I cannot handle one more political text being sent to my phone. Please leave me alone 😭😭
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When did the go-to outfit for every white collar male worker in Chicago become chinos and a half zip or vest? Why are we letting Silicon Valley affect fashion? You’re a grown man making 6 figures, wear a suit!
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Her work is broken down into different things to make it look like she does so much more than him. If he were to break down the tasks he did at work instead of just "work", he'd have more stones to drag too. What's with the desperate need for women to look like victims all the time?
Cooking, laundry, family
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To be a journalist is to spend your entire career simultaneously aspiring to work at the New York Times and deeply resenting it for stealing so many local stories without giving credit.
NEW: The Times’s Credit Crisis A recent New York Times front-page feature on chemical plants in the Trump era had deep reporting, stark data visuals, and an uncanny resemblance to a smaller outlet’s earlier investigation. Was this a case of unacknowledged inspiration, a steroidal dose of Times exceptionalism, or sheer coincidence? puck.news/media/2026/10/did-…
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HERE WE GO!.....
BREAKING: A hacker is attempting to breach the US Federal Election Commission's systems and that agency has had to 'temporarily shut down' its web-facing services as a result, according to an email seen by Reuters reut.rs/4imQyUu
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Is The Cheesecake Factory Really a Restaurant for Regular Americans? Here’s what the data show washingtonsun.com/policy/che…
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The pork chops at the meat counter were injected with solution. The tray reads up to 12% solution of water, salt and sodium phosphate. It's not just the store brand. Hormel Always Tender tenderloin is up to 12% of water, potassium lactate, sodium phosphates, salt and sodium diacetate, and a Kroger cook-in-bag tenderloin is up to 15% plus a rub. At the plant the loins go through a bank of needles that pump the brine in, then into a tumbler that spreads it through the muscle. The phosphate raises the pH of the meat so the proteins grab water and hold it, and the salt helps them hold more. The pork comes out heavier than it went in, it won't dry out on a grill, and the water expands margin. The lactate and the diacetate are there for shelf life. Check the sodium for the tell. A plain tenderloin is about 60 mg in 4 oz, the 12% ones run 290 to 320, and the 15% one with the rub is 710. Since 2016 the solution line has to be part of the product name on the front of the tray, at least a third the size of the name, and the word enhanced isn't allowed.
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Today in Why We Can’t Have Nice Things.
Incredible that a reputable journal like the Review of Educational Research asked - seriously - if I would review a meta-analysis of major learning-style instruments. It's like the JAMA asking for a review of different aura reading methods! Shame on you RER!
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From 30 years ago (October 27, 1996), Bills vs. Patriots, here's Andre Reed's 48-yard Hail Mary touchdown off Steve Tasker's tip. #BillsMafia
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The New York Times, in 1907, reported that Buffalo levied the heaviest fines for spitting in the nation: "If you have to spit, don't spit in Buffalo, N.Y., for it may cost you $25." ➡️ Find link to story in bio
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China Twitter is wild
再强调一遍,浏览外网或翻墙被派出所传唤,根本不用慌。 首先是网警从流量监控系统中标记了你,然后会通知你当地的派出所片儿警将你传唤问话。 你的不当言论,会被打印出来,放在你面前。 你的手机,会要求解锁,他们会检查你在群里,聊天软件里还说了什么。 民警是很忙,但如果接到系统派发的工单,再忙也要处理,不然就一直挂在系统里,影响KPI了。 处理这种事,民警作为体制内打工人,他的自由裁量权很大的。你其实是增加他们工作量的一个小麻烦。只要好好配合,他们没必要跟你计较太多。 所以只要保证流程合规,上交资料完整,应付检查就行了。但你如果要装逼,摆出不合作的姿态,那不好意思,想整你的途径和方法太多了,哈哈。 去了之后,态度好一点,姿态低一点,开口说:“领导,不好意思,给你添麻烦了。” 然后最重要的是问话环节,他问你答。你不要没事找事,自己多说乱说。不知道、不了解、没做过的,直接就说不知道,别的一概不说。但你确实做过的,而且白纸黑字的放在你面前,那就不要抵赖。 不要说任何对抗性的言论。比如什么什么做的不对,所以我要批判。 如果你是因为不当发言被传唤,就说:“我理解错了意思,以为他在说什么,所以我才说了什么,表达有偏差。其实我不是这个意思。” 如果你是因为浏览了网站被传唤,就说我是不小心点到的,我一点开它就推送了,我也不知道为什么。 只要你态度好,把事情往小了说,一般也就是记录一下。没人愿意增加自己的工作量,对不对? 笔录确认没问题,签字盖章,这事儿就翻篇儿了。 千万不要装逼硬刚。 还有,虽然翻墙了,但什么该说、什么不该说,作为一个成年人,生在红旗下,长在春风里,接受了国家这么多年的教育,自己心里应该有点逼数。 毕竟你爸不是李刚,就算是,也不行。
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The hard boiled eggs at the hotel breakfast weren't boiled there. They came peeled, in brine. The foodservice case is a 25 lb tub. The label reads hard cooked eggs, water, citric acid, sodium benzoate and nisin preparation as preservatives. Shelf life is 56 days in the cooler. A plant cooks the eggs in a continuous boiler, cracks and peels them with rollers and water jets, and floats them in the tub. The kitchen opens it, drains a hotel pan's worth and sets it out. A peeled egg is wet, high in protein and sits at a pH bacteria like, so the acid drops the pH and the benzoate stops yeast and mold. Nisin is a peptide made by a dairy bacterium, and it's in there for Listeria. A 2019 Listeria outbreak traced to a Georgia plant that peels eggs made 7 people sick in 5 states, hospitalized 4 and killed 1.
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BREAKING: Netanyahu says "they are trying to steal the election from us," just 8 hours after polls opened. "This is an emergency call."
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This was the day that I knew, without a doubt, it was all over. 🤬👇
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Veggie Straws are potato starch. The vegetables are powders, and most of them are there for color. The bag reads potato starch, potato flour, corn starch, cane sugar, sweet potato powder, salt, calcium chloride, potassium chloride, spinach powder, tomato powder, then beetroot, turmeric and beta-carotene for color. The spinach and the tomato come after the salt. An ounce of straws is 140 calories, 6 g of fat, 200 mg of sodium and 1 g of protein. An ounce of Lay's Classic is 160 calories, 10 g of fat, 140 mg of sodium, 2 g of protein, more fiber and more potassium. It's basically a potato chip pushed through a die instead of sliced. The green straws are spinach powder and the red ones are tomato and beet, all of it listed below the salt.
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The citric acid in your food is grown on a black mold. Pfizer figured out how to mass produce it and it's how Pfizer learned to make penicillin. Nearly all of it, about 2 million tons a year, comes from a fungus called Aspergillus niger fed sugar in steel tanks. The mold eats the sugar and gives off citric acid. The acid gets filtered off, crystallized and sold as a white powder. A Pfizer chemist named James Currie got it running at scale in 1919, and by 1939 a pound had gone from $1.25 to 20 cents. The deep tanks Pfizer built for citric acid are the ones it used for penicillin in 1941, when it was the only company making it by fermentation. About 60% of it is made in China, and the US has had tariffs on Chinese citric acid since 2009 at the request of ADM, Cargill and Tate & Lyle. Sprite, Gatorade, Hunt's tomatoes, Kraft mac and cheese, Pillsbury frosting and the liquid eggs on a hotel line all have it. It's the most used acid in food because it's cheap, it's sour, it keeps cut fruit from browning, and it holds pH where bacteria don't grow. A 2018 paper described 4 people who reported joint pain and swelling after eating foods with manufactured citric acid, but the authors wrote that nothing had been proven. No large scale controlled study has been run since.
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Our society is never going to top this
Around 1500, Hieronymus Bosch painted sheet music on a sinner's bare butt in hell. 500 years later, someone transcribed and performed it. Now you can hear the original butt song from hell.
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Gas is expensive. Diesel moreso. But I was genuinely shocked at the price of a Nathan's hotdog at highway rest stop in Maryland the other day: $10.38.
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