Joey Swekosky retweeted
now that football season is over
- WBC in 24 days
- spring training in 13 days
- pitchers & catchers report in 2 days
- opening day in 46 days
Joey Swekosky retweeted
Life is amazing:
-get jacked
-crush it at work
-marry an honest woman (with a good body)
-treat her amazing
-travel the world
-watch good movies
-avoid complainers
-prioritize your health
-call your friends for no reason
-be a hot strong dad
-host banger dinner parties
-and if you’re ever feeling down remember you’re spinning on a sphere in an infinite universe and the fact you’re alive is a 1 in 500 trillion miracle - you’re so lucky it’s absurd and you have nothing to lose :)
Joey Swekosky retweeted
i am NOT a cocomelon parent. you gonna sit down and watch Aaron Hicks highlights
Joey Swekosky retweeted
ACC will have some electric arms this season
@HokiesBaseball ace Brett Renfrow is one to watch. Fastball gets up to 97. 162 strikeouts across 149 innings of work in his two seasons with Virginia Tech
Joey Swekosky retweeted
Yankees I miss
Gary Sanchez
Gleyber Torres
Devin Williams
Masahiro Tanaka
Clay Holmes
Gary Sanchez again
Juan Soto
Jordan Montgomery
Miguel Andujar
Joey Swekosky retweeted
Not enough people talk about Jorge Posada:
• Switch-hitting catcher
• 20+ HR 8x, .400+ OBP 4x
• 4x World Series Champion
• 121 OPS+ during the steroid era
• Caught 130+ games 8x (same as Yadi)
• Career OPS higher than the average HOF position player (across all positions!)
Somehow, just a one-and-done on his only HOF ballot (3.8% of the vote in 2017). An injustice!
Joey Swekosky retweeted
My 2026 ins and outs
In:
Minecraft world with the boys
Mustaches
Pool
Cold showers
Making your bed
Wordle
Sleep masks
Out:
Snapchat
Clash Royale
Situationships
TikTok
Savannah Bananas
NIL monstrosity
