Mathematician. Computer Scientist. Genius. These are all words I know how to spell.
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KelTec supplying the UNSC makes _so much sense_
Assault rifle with 60 round box magazines? .50 caliber pistol with a 2X scope? Pump action shotgun with the tube magazine on top? Double-barrel rocket launcher?
Yeah, sounds like KelTec
My CTO told me engineers keep burning his tokens so I asked how many tokens he has and he said he just goes to OpenRouter and gets more tokens afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding his fundraising round to frontier labs and then our investors started crying.
I see these "I bought this before Elon went crazy" bumper stickers everywhere.
Where are the "I bought this after Elon crashed out on Twitter" bumper stickers?
5 year old: "What if we just made a really big gun and put a couple jet engines on the back?"
A-10 engineer: "Wait, kid... Say that again."
Superintelligence isn't about WHY. It's about WHY NOT. Why is so much of our research dangerous? Why not marry safe research if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you on the butt on the way out, because you are fired." #CaveJensen
"Jensen" is pretty close to "Johnson"...
#CaveJensen quotes about AI.
"The frontier lab boys say there's a 10-25% chance we all die. Which sounds like a 75-90% chance we all live! I punch those numbers into my calculator, it makes a happy face."
Joshua Brulé retweeted
Dear frontier AI employees,
when leaving audio logs around the office, please remember to intermix:
1) reports of what happened
2) tragic personal anecdotes
3) creepy forebodings
4) the locations of useful access keycards and passwords
This will greatly help the protagonist.
Joshua Brulé retweeted
“First they came for matrix multiplication
And I did not speak out
Because Bitcoin did not use matrices
Then they came for Navier–Stokes
And I did not speak out
Because Bitcoin does not use fluid mechanics
Then they came for the unit-distance conjecture
And I did not speak out
Because Bitcoin did not use geometry
Then they came for asymptotic SAT solving
And I did not speak out
Because Bitcoin was not asymptotic
Then they came for elliptic curves
And I was like oh shit” - @EranTromer
A fun take is that the ministry provides sinecures to purebloods for ideological reasons.
"Oh, the Weasleys had _another_ kid? Fine, give Arthur something at the department head level. I guess he can have Misuse of Muggle Artefacts. Seems like he can't do much damage there"
The Weasleys are such a gigachad family. Arthur Weasley writes laws to enable his hobbies and smashes a thicc redhead so much he got seven kids who ended up being Quidditch captains, prefects, head boys, Gringotts curse breakers, married to the most famous Dark Wizard Catcher in history, a super hot French veela, dragon tamers, most successful joke shop owners
Joshua Brulé retweeted
In Internet meme terms:
We thought we were packing circles and we just learned we were packing squares
Extremely cursed (subexponetial!) k-SAT time complexity.
Math is haunted
github.com/openai/math/blob/…
Anti-protocol field where I provide a hash, and my homelab keeps trying things until it delivers the original blob
It's really nice that we got The Hackening after photorealistic image generation.
All the salacious photos of you that are about to be dumped online? "Huh, the AI did a really good job generating those!"
Since it looks like we're getting the DataKrash from Cyberpunk, who is Johnny Silverhand in our world?
Someone who is anti-authority. Who is censored by the big corporations.
Someone whose music carries a message the corpos don't want you to hear.
youtube.com/watch?v=dB0H2Pai…