(She/Her) Author: Toxic Shock & Other Family Gatherings. Filmmaker: Stupid For You, Love in the Sixth. TV writer, ex journalist, tech worker.
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Beat the heat with this cool flick! In Canada: VOD Apple TV/iTunes The US: @framelinefest @PrimeVideo #SupportIndieFilm #musical @WIDC_ca #lgbtq🌈🎬
Jude Klassen retweeted
BREAKING: The country that "doesn't need anything from Canada" just signed THREE presidential proclamations because we won't sell their shitty bourbon.
50% tariffs. On HOCKEY STICKS. Using a 1930 law that's never been used. After SCOTUS already ruled against him 6-3.
We crippled their booze industry (-85%) and torched $4.5 BILLION of their tourism revenue without lifting a finger.
The beatings will continue until morale improves. 🇨🇦
Full receipts:
open.substack.com/pub/deanbl…
Jude Klassen retweeted
Surprise surprise. The Alberta Separatist Leader swiped 8.5 million from an indigenous band, and now his assets have been frozen.
LOLZ. No wonder he wants to leave. Dollars to donuts, every separatist leader has something they are running from while trying to take Alberta with them. That's how this works.
Jude Klassen retweeted
Trump is losing.
Pierre Poilievre is losing.
Danielle Smith is losing.
Doug Ford is losing.
The separatist are losing.
Maple Maga are losing.
Forever Canada is winning.
Mark Carney is winning.
Canada is winning.
🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦
Jude Klassen retweeted
CANADA: Our Prime Minster studied at Oxford and Harvard, was the Governor of both the Banks of England and Canada, and is recognized as one of the sharpest financial minds around.
AMERICA: oh yeah? Our guy passed THREE dementia tests.
(Allegedly)
Jude Klassen retweeted
Dear @CTVNews .
We have a problem.
Poilievre got away with lying about Justin Trudeau for 3 years and now it looks like the media is giving him another free ride. Pierre Poilievre is lying. Mark Carney doesn't own Brookfield. Canadians expect better from the mainstream media.
Jude Klassen retweeted
Long story short, our Ontario tax $$ are going to Russia. Probably our Healthcare dollars too. You know the billions Ford can’t account for? Doug Fords a good little marching soldier for Putin and Harper. Don’t let that dumb folksy act fool you. He’s runs in criminal circles.
Meanwhile in Canada we know sanctioned Russian Oligarch Oleg Deripaska got the job to build the tunnels for the Scarborough Subway Extension by the Doug Ford Government. corruptario.ca/metrolinx-and…
Jude Klassen retweeted
🚨MAGA Killer, Mark Carney, killed Maple MAGA this year and put Trump in a body bag on Sunday.
Calling Canada's ties to the U.S. a "weakness," he laid out $51B in infrastructure + 16 FTAs across 51 countries.
The most important Canadian speech in a generation officially put a bullet in Canada's relationship with MAGAmerica 🇨🇦
open.substack.com/pub/deanbl…
Jude Klassen retweeted
On behalf of Canada, go fuck yourself, Pedo @howardlutnick. You’re owned by Tether and The Epstein Class.
That’s why we won’t do business with you. You’re a pedophile and a thief.
Jude Klassen retweeted
Who the fuck does he think he is? He’s only the Premier of Ontario. Where the hell does he need to travel to outside of Ontario? Oh I know, to his vacation home in Florida and the Muskoka’s. You can bet this plane will be used for Fords leisure time and family more than business.
#NEW: Ontario purchases $28.9M private jet for Doug Ford’s ‘extensive travel’ cp24.com/politics/queens-par…
Jude Klassen retweeted
Attention GTA residents. A religious extremist is going door to door in your neighbourhood wearing a hockey jersey. Don’t engage. Call 911 immediately if Garnet shows up at your house.
Jude Klassen retweeted
PM Carney on Canada's contribution to Arctic security: "We already have the second largest icebreaker fleet in the world after Russia. Once our icebreaker program is completed, we will have the largest. We will have 42 icebreakers. The Americans have one."
