@junestorm_

winner of battles loser of wars tweets are my own

Joined December 2024
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still wasn't best deck of the tournament tho 😉
Carolyn Wang 凯伦@caro_irlOct 26
i'm sorry i talked so much shit dimir midrange, i wasnt familiar with your game
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14-2-2 on the weekend for 2nd place at Spotlight Hartford, and my first ever PT Qualification! Shoutout to @joedpuglisi and the rest of #TeamScrapheap, testing with them these last few events has been amazing! 1/2 @fireshoes
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I think these American tournaments are a good fit for me 😎😎 Winner at GP Hartford with Jund Sac. Lucky to get to play standard, can't wait to get back into the ring.
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we’ve finally done it. sacrifice Kirk is a legal game action in magic the gathering.
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Went to sign up for a 60 card event and the TO recognizes me and goes "oh you're that really good cedh player right?" I now know what its like to get misgendered after transitioning <3 #cisally
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you too can get this top-tier advice. just sub to @jakoboffline patreon
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no matter what game i play. i cannot escape steam vents
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my friends have described comp events as "older magic with really good prize support" somehow both a magic W and L lol
Carolyn Wang 凯伦@caro_irlOct 15
ever since i saw that tweet about how everyone who tells you to play riftbound never opens up with how good the gameplay is, only how good the prizing/competitive support is, i have been noticing it every time
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BA SING SE'D MY WAY TO THE PRO TOUR Went 0-4 in Baltimore into 11-3-1 at LA last weekend to qualify for my first PT with Broodscale! Thank you so much to my team (@Team_Schism) as well as my friends from the east and west coasts in supporting me throughout my long journey :)
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I’ll have more to say after collecting my thoughts later…but I made the top8 of an event for the first time here at RC LA As the highest finishing Broodscale player, Los Angeles has crowned me as the Lizard King 🦎👑
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meanwhile in the echoverse: "man i wish mark tulipfire wasn't so secretive" "magic just as dick arbuckle intended!" "assassin's creed was the best set ever! i hope they do less universes within next year"
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"i wish there was an easier way to hook up with other trans lesbians" mark rosewater: i have just the thing
Dr Bai🪱@doctorbaixueSep 23
The lack of lesbian bars, sex parties, bathhouses, sex derigibles, cruising culture in general, etc., is actually an ongoing burden for me, a queer woman who is simply horny and uninterested in paint-and-sips
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hired by fbi world record
Leah Loef 🦴✨
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NEW SHEEP FUCKER WORLD RECORD
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you should blame the mothers who took tylenol
TCR | Natalie Pro Miltank Player@NataliePokeTCGSep 21
Holy cope
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Reality Fracture might be the best set in 10 years. it's utter malfeasance that worlds will be star trek draft
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sometimes he goes after shes and sometimes he goes after theys
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How to make a strong first impression at #SCGBaltimore
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