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I saw a bat at work today high up on the outside wall!!! I called the bat world experts and they said he is plump and healthy!!! Ralph is his name now
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i can always tell winter is fast approaching because i want to get pregnant and find a strong fat husband who warm me and i cook stew and porridge for
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looking at peoples outfits at the train station to learn from them. big jeans, baby tee, cute little jacket. i dont have a cute little jacket. i dont have anything
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I hope people realize that there is a brain underneath the hair and a heart underneath the boobs! ;)
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a reminder to live like Dolly Parton: be kind to people, and showcase your large breasts. ❤️
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If I tried to jog with these boobs, I'd end up with two black eyes! Enjoy the beautiful weather!!

























