@justNPRthings

collector of fine curios Laser enthusiast Policeman for people too stupid to not get poopcancer on their hands

 1600 Pennsylvania ave
Joined April 2026
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Me and my 9 games
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@WANGHAFlolSep 27
Me and my 9 games (I’m fucking old)
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PK Patchworks
@PKPatchworks58m
woke up in alone in bed after having one of those "happy family" dreams
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As good as the campaign looks I ain't installing another unoptimized slop fest just to get raped by cheaters who "target switch" and are part of the "aiming community" Also I'm a grown man with a job I should be in the gym rather than being retarded on the couch.
The Act Man
@TheActMan_YTOct 27
Trying to install the latest Call of Duty but I do not have a first-born son to sacrifice yet
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The Torta doesn't understand that making suicide jokes eases the tension and actually helps us keep going.
Katy Padilla Stout@katy4congress16h
“If it makes everyone in the room feel better, I often think about putting a gun in my mouth. So, I’m basically an honorary veteran.” -Brandon Herrera, mocking Veterans sacurrent.com/news/candidate…

Candidate for San Antonio congressional seat sparks criticism by making light of veteran suicides

'If it makes everyone in the room feel better, I often think about putting a gun in my mouth. So, I'm basically an honorary veteran,' he said.

sacurrent.com
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It's because the 31yo woman, Kasane Teto, has just arrived in Fortnite.
NEET INTEL
@neetintel18h
I think I've got a pretty good guess as to why a submarine might be out and about carrying nuclear warheads today
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Palmer Luckey
@PalmerLuckey18h
And yes, it runs Crysis.
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Josh
@arcdke4Oct 27
I'm sick to my stomach. The far left is attempting to kill this innocent cat with a massive hammer. Their evil knows no bounds. They must be totally destroyed.
Silly little cats
@Cutekittycats_Sep 19
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PsychoMath (hoe_math)
@itispsychomath21h
WHAT THEY SAY: "guns are the #1 cause of death for children" WHAT THEY MEAN: 17-year-old negro gang thugs shoot each other a lot over "dissaspeck."
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Peter Hague
@peterrhagueOct 27
“The US should intentionally cripple its space capabilities and try to bankrupt its leading launch company on purpose”
James Raab 🇺🇸🇺🇦@JamesRaxzOct 26
Because of Musk’s class B shares which give him 80% voting power, the board can’t do much. It will fall to the next Dem POTUS to revoke Musk’s security clearance (day one), and use the DoD, EPA, FCC and FAA to cripple SpaceX operations until he leaves of his own accord.
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This feels like a good coming of age film from the early 90's. I love it and want more.
Apple TV
@AppleTVOct 27
Every kid needs someone in their corner. #WayOfTheWarriorKid — Streaming November 25
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Notice how they all come crawling back. It's not right wing propaganda, we're just not being censored as heavily anymore. Sucks to be on an even playing field don't it?
Tommy Siegel
@TommySiegelOct 25
a guide to the many twitters
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Halo is a Christian game where you team up with space muslims to defeat their Jewish overlords.
Air@Airrider170117Oct 26
Replying to @floridabee4 @MaraudingDrunk @linesonwhite
Halo is a story about making friends witha species with a different ideology than you and then rising up to kill rich old white guys who used religion as an exuse to slaughter innocents
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Marauding Drunk@MaraudingDrunkOct 25
Replying to @linesonwhite
@linesonwhite
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These were okay people but everytime I'd walk past them they stunk BAD.
Dusty (Moved to @LustrDustrArt)@LustrDustrOct 27
This image genuinely brings me so much joy
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I am genuinelly terrified to have children, because youd be watching a cartoon and in 10 years time, theyll go "the rats from cinderella made me a transvestite"
🥀✧𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐀✧🥀🏳️‍⚧️🌿@Barndrg13Oct 27
The Opossum's Dilemma 🙏🙏
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I ate all my food and didn't even take a picture. How am I gonna attract the huzz now...
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I can cook I swear. I make the entire house smell amazing. I can cook for jus me and for large parties.
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LizzieHasAGat@LizzieHasAGatOct 27
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It's true, was me first half of year
moth 🔞 @ internet fetish microceleb@pochamothOct 26
cyberpunk edgerunners 2 teaches us the valuable lesson that it is completely reasonable and expected to lose your fucking mind when you fumble a bbw
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lemon 🍋@lemonsquirt3dOct 27
Tears are forming in my eyes. It's so beautiful.
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I feel like my feed is poisoned with the "something is happening" bug and I want it out. In the mean time I'm making a mean porkchop fried rice that I will feast on for the next few days. It will be glorious. I almost went with the straight bacon cuts but I wanted meat lol
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