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Joined August 2013
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Being sexually disciplined will save you a lot of trouble.
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I don’t know how many more New England winters I have left in me tbh
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Naw Ain’t No Wayyyyyy ima Have to get my Pistol 🔫 cause Nigga 😳😳😳 I’m not boxing 🥊 her legally 😅😂😂😂
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Blowing out your ACL playing poker is INSANE 😭
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I got this one friend that ..
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This is deadass so embarrassing lmaoooo
Imagine tearing your ACL playing poker
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Put a lot of really fit people in the same place for a few weeks and some fucking will happen
🚨BREAKING – Winter Olympics are facing a cоndоm shortage after athletes used 10,000 cоndоms in just three days
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I gotta get my money up the future bout to be lit asl😭😭
TESLA hover bike hitting the sands on Dubai. The future is awesome. Who else wants this?
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When you on the first date and she says “I hope this not awkward for you but your girlfriend will be joining us”
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If you think you lonely now wait until Saturday night hoe 🤣🤣🤣
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Claude and Ray from Life in real life!🤣🤣😂😂
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Maybe she doesn't want your kids to look like hers
My mom says my boyfriend is ugły but when i look at my dad…hmm, let me keep quiet..😐
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Please take your days off, these jobs don't care about you.
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Only a psycho can sleep at 3am & wake up at 7am
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Do you understand, like FULLY understand how huge of a flex this is?
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I would've had to excuse myself 😭
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🚨 THIS is America at its best. Unity. Diversity. People standing together. Bad Bunny owned the Super Bowl halftime show and brought the whole country with him. No hate. No division. Just culture, pride, and community. ✊🇺🇸 This is the America I want to live in.
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Lmaooo bruh Bajans are late to everything 😂
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Bad bunny said Jamaica and Haiti the way that it should be pronounced which is the Taino way !!! Xaymaca and Ayiitii this isn’t what most people are used to but it’s the correct way
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