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BLESSING: "Recognition of ripeness." It's a very, very, very old definition. Simplistically, it's 'celebration'. Really: a specific type of celebration. Ripeness implies new usefulness, a mile-stone passed, a configuration-change into an intended state. Help your God Bless you.

This young morning dove really really wants to buy a hoe.

The difference between an outdoor broom and an indoor broom is the outdoor broom doesn't know how to keep his voice down.

I'd like to buy a dozen of these but I'm not sure where I'm supposed to put them on my Tesla. Glovebox?

Hey, @iRobot : your app stinks. 1. I wanted to do a clean-now on one room. I can't. I can add an automated run. No. Hmmm. 2. I somehow started it, it's doing something? ... It now says cleaning mop. Effing stop, it's waking up the house! 3. Cannot rename a room. Why the eff not? 4. Egads, it's done cleaning mop, It's trudging down the hallway. How the f do I stop it? Oh, right, wait 15 seconds for it to connect and then hit the x button in the app. 5. Is there a button combination on the top of the damn thing to tell it to go back to its dock right effing now? I seem to be able to turn it off but not to make it go home. 6. The app button that says 'dock Controls' should include a button that says, go back to your doc now. 7. The app should have a voice controls button which lets you tell the app what you want done and when, and then have it confirm that and do it. My Tesla will drive anywhere in the United States and stop for chicken if I tell it to verbally and you can't get your app to do simplistic things like stop washing your effing mop and waking up the house. – at Oakwood Hills, IL

@RouteBetter : how do I report a new charging station not visible in your app? It's at the BP at 45 and stearns school road, lindenhurst il. Company is XEV Spatium. – at Chicago, IL

Hey, @Uber_Support , when you pop up reserve trips on my screen, please add wait time as the first line in the timing list?!? I accepted a ride without noticing it was Uber reserve, drove 10 minutes to get there. Once there, I discovered I would have to wait a half hour for nothing. I never would have accepted the ride in the first place with that much wait time. – at Cary, IL

It's pretty funny that the party that was so against participation trophies keeps giving them once a week to Trump – at Cary, IL

Do not watch pornhub in this @jimmyjohns . – at Charleston, IL

Hey, @michaelsheen (& @SheenFacts_) My wife says, as a proud Welshman, you might appreciate this: – at Oakwood Hills, IL

"W. The only vowel you really need." @Cymru @BBCWales @WalesOnline ("W. Thw wnly vwwwl yww rwwlly nwwd." ???) – at Oakwood Hills, IL

Hey, @Cymru @NatResWales can we have an endorsement? – at Chicago, IL

@Microsoft you PISSED ME OFF. What the Effing Hell were you thinking by replacing the CONTROL key with a new COPILOT key that NOBODY WANTS!?!??? Effing Hell !!! And, impossible to get it remapped back, power toys doesn't work. You guys REALLY SUCK at your jobs. Seriously. Suck. – at Chicago, IL

Hey @Uber, as a driver I almost always feel cheated and tricked when you spring on me that a ride I accepted was a reserve trip. It's not obvious. Further, the departure time is never listed unless I accept. I'm not effing going to accept this stuff if I don't know the parameters. – at Chicago, IL

I'm at a supercharger in a parking structure, 18 of 20 stalls are filled with Tesla people charging. Some idiot is revving his muscle car and making a god-awful racket. I would wager $10 he can't find Africa on a world map, or his butt with both hands & 10 minutes Head start. – at Chicago, IL

@EllenVUnwerth , are you the Ellen von unwerth that is listed in IMDb as having been photographer for the Melania movie? If so, my condolences on this career ending move. Your name is now a red flag and I will attempt to ensure I never interact with any work product you create. Though I am not a lawyer, it might seem to me that you have actionable cause to hold responsible those who convinced you to work on this movie, as theft by deception or fraud, since it might not be obvious that you were warned about how vile and reprehensible the subject matter you were working with was. But that's just my guess. Though I am not a Buddhist, I understand they have many techniques for coping with mental and emotional trauma that you may have experienced during the production of this film. I wish you well in your future endeavors but would suggest you might want to contact IMDb to get your name removed from the credits on this film. It might not be too late for your career. Everyone should have the opportunity to reinvent themselves. – at Oakwood Hills, IL

@TungfishAlan are you the person listed in IMDb for the Melania Trump movie? If so, your name is now a red flag and will ensure I endeavor to never interact with any work product you ever create. My condolences on this career ending move if you are in fact this person. I believe you might have an actionable legal case against the makers of this movie if you were duped into performing services without understanding the full risks involved. If you aren't this person I would suggest you reach out to IMDb immediately to remove your name from the movie credits. – at Oakwood Hills, IL

@FHanozet90482 are you the Federico Hanozet that worked on the Melania movie? Your name is listed in the credits on IMDb. – at Oakwood Hills, IL

@njchel413 are you the Michelle delorimer that worked on the Melania movie?? Your name is listed in the IMDb credits. – at Oakwood Hills, IL