Razorback needs a 4K rerelease, the god Dean Semler (Dead Calm)

It’s really funny that Elizabeth Holmes is the reason so many Safeways have nice waiting rooms next to their pharmacy that are never being used and are usually locked

Always loved how it’s a “self defense” video and it’s just how to murder people in a Chilis. Discovered Bas Rutten around the same time I was discovering cocaine. Great times

Jordan Elliot

If it was her husband I still got his ass

If they’re going to remove all regulations from our food can we get aggressively sour candy again

Applications are open for paypigs to buy me a bunch of Blu-rays from the Criterion flash sale

Give me at least 7 years and I might be able to give you my top ten movies of 2026

Just saw a 2011 Japanese tsunami clip on Instagram set to Kanye’s Runaway

Twitter becomes borderline unusable when you’re a parent and there’s a new movie out and you’re not going to get a chance to see it for at least another week or so

Going to a nice farm upstate

God it would be so much fun to just truck a kicker

My kid did a Predator drawing and I want to point out the hanging skinned bodies. I love them so much