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Jason Weems

@jweemscomedy

Hi. RIGHT NOW! You can listen to my stand-up comedy special, UNKNOWN, for 💥FREE💥 exclusively on Pandora & SiriusXM. Listen Herehttps://800PGR.lnk.to/WeemsFAyH

 Baltimore, MD
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Joined March 2010
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Stop worrying about Diddy & clean your ceiling fan blades!
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It’s September 27th. Today is my Standup Comedy Anniversary. I still vividly remember the first time I stepped on stage. So thankful for everywhere the 🎤 has taken me & for everywhere we’re going. More Good Ass Jokes on the way! ❤️✊🏽 #JasonWeemsComedy
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Them: It’s a once in a lifetime Solar Eclipse happening in the sky ☀️. Also Them: Don’t look at that s#%t yo!
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Alright y’all, don’t forget to look DIRECTLY into the Sun in 3, 2, 1 ……
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🎥: @jweemscomedy: Unknown
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{The twins were in their room fussing before I hear a loud “crash”. I run up the steps and I pass my oldest son in the hallway.} Me: <sigh> What happen?! My Oldest: <looking towards the twins room> I don’t know but I believe it was racially motivated. #imdone #mythreesons – at Baltimore, MD
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DJ Akademiks (@Akademiks) profile pictureDJ Akademiks
@Akademiks4 Mar 2023
Ja Morant might be the first nigga to Make it out the NBA and Go to the Hood. Not gon lie.. Impressive.
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We gonna work on making this a reality. Praise GOD !!! ❤️🙌🏽
ryan christopher (@steezpapi_) profile pictureryan christopher@steezpapi_7 Feb 2023
I need every possible segment of WWJD from @jweemscomedy in one singular podcast to play on a loop.
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These MF’s made a movie called Cocaine Bear 🐻 !!!
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My truck is in the body shop & they just called to tell me it’s done, BUT I’m not returning this MF’ing rental until I burn the gas down to the level I got it⛽️ !!!
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More photography work. Image of Comedian @jweemscomedy by me. DM for commissions.
Image from Rowhouse Rocket Labs  🇵🇸 (@RowhouseLabs)
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The @WPGC “Good Morning Show” tribe was out and looking 🔥🔥🔥 for the @WomanKingMovie premiere a few nights ago! The movie was incredible!!!! Listen to us daily 6am-10am! It’s a whole vibe 🥰❤️🙌🏾 @GettyImages #thewomanking
Image from Monique Samuels (@iammrssamuels)
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Hilarious 😂 😂😂😂😂
Nate Bargatze (@natebargatze) profile pictureNate Bargatze
@natebargatze15 Aug 2022
Back to school for kids, means back to YouTube for parents
Hey. Yeah you. Stop re-reading all your earlier pages and just work on that new chapter.
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Too much fun was had. Y’all are AMAZING !!! ❤️✊🏽
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but change your HVAC filter. That’s why you coughing.
.@jweemscomedy and I listened as Nas’ name was called during Northwood’s Speech Award Ceremony, BUT THEN… #thisboy #canttellhimnothing #mynas – at Baltimore, MD
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Love seeing these. Truly is moving. Let’s keep it going ❤️✊🏽.
tmonae (@tereziamonae) profile picturetmonae@tereziamonae22 Apr 2022
The new format of morning drive @wpgc is sooooo re-freshing, entertaining, filled with real topics. #realtalk @toddbradio @iammrssamuels @jweemscomedy Clear concise views, thoughts and discussions.👏🎯🔥
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How the hell is “HENNESSY” the spirit of the “NBA”??? I think they meant the spirit of the “DUI”. 🥃 #JasonWeemsComedy
That part.
Sylvester McNutt III (@SylvesterMcNutt) profile pictureSylvester McNutt III@SylvesterMcNutt16 May 2022
The relationship you have with yourself is the most important one. Choose healthy habits daily. Be open to new information. Talk kindly to yourself, challenge yourself to do hard things, and keep an optimistic perspective on how things are going.
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