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Shoutout to the woman at market basket in the 12 items or less lane with a full ass cart of groceries who got annoyed at me when I called her out
I hope you have the day you deserve
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cw: pregnancy loss
I live in Alabama, a state with a total abortion ban, and was so overjoyed when I found out I was pregnant last month. I’ve been doing everything right. Stopped caffeine, took my prenatal vitamins, followed every rec. But I started bleeding on Tuesday.🧵
My aesthetic is going into the crowded fair down the street from my house and scream crying on the phone to my parents about my student loans
I now fully expect all of SCOTUS to adopt all of the children that are going to end up in already over crowded foster care and to pay for the funerals of all the people who will die because of their decision
The real test of communication skills is two people trying to find each other in an unfamiliar location
I love how when I’m finally about to be discharged from PT for the first time in TWO YEARS my body starts to go down it’s slippery slope of swelling and dislocating 😅
At this point in my life I am absolutely convinced that surgical schedulers have you come in so early just to torture you with the waiting room before you get cut open
A group of girls at target said that Care Bears are vintage and now I’m going to walk into the ocean
Texting friends you grew up with is so weird because you remember texting about sneaking out of the house and now you’re texting each other for instant pot recipes
Petition: Home Alone and everything is exactly the same except Catherine O’Hara plays the mom as Moira Rose
The American healthcare system, and I say this with as much disrespect as possible, can go fuck themselves :)
What really gets me through this last year of grad school is that my supervisor uses the same amount of exclamation points as I do in emails
Hi my name is Katherine and I am an LMHC intern and yesterday I heard “no bones day” used clinically
Fuck America because I have no sick time this year and got no warning and just texted my supervisor that I dislocated my hip last night and was told to rest for at least a week but that I genuinely cannot afford to miss a day of work 🥲
This morning I got sent home from my internship for my awful mental health and then I decided to go to work because I was feeling better and the girl I take care of always makes me feel better and now I’m in the ER
Today is just not my day
Yesterday I had a 2 hour long MRI and requested to listen to a podcast instead of music because what better way to spend a 2 hour MRI than listening to a murder case
Thanks @notdetectives for supplying MRI fun