Los Altos, CA
Joined May 2009
Kendall retweeted
Me when NBA season starts
Replying to @VACCLNE
and who tf genuinely enjoys nba regular season in it’s whole
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#WhyDidIGetMarriedAgain recap • Our parents are people first, our parents second •The trilogy is the best in the Tyler Perry franchise •We are more like our parents than we’d like to admit •We have to be honest about our life & mistakes •Marcus’ speech at the wedding 🥺
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Kendall retweeted
"And if you ever decide that you don't want her, you'll bring her right back to me just like you found her." 😭😭😭😭🤚🏾 #WhyDidIGetMarriedAgain
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Kendall retweeted
Too many damn kids. Who are your parents?? #WhyDidIGetMarriedAgain
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Kendall retweeted
Trying to remember which kid belongs to which couple was a hard task actually😭 #WhyDidIgetMarriedAgain
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Apparently people are surprised you can still get c*vid in 2026, which is odd because the virus never went away. It's circulating all the time even if you ignore it.
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Kendall retweeted
“It’s my dog. He’s everything I got. Meatball” 😭😭 Barry is so not serious 😭😭 #OBX5 #Outerbanks
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Kendall retweeted
rafe tearing up at sofia crying “why are you crying, baby?” #outerbanks #obx5
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Hay un lujo del q nadie habla, y es tener vecinos silenciosos q no molestan para nada
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Normalize demoting friends back to associates. You cool, but you're not my friend.
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Kendall retweeted
tbh the music your parents played growing up stays with you for the rest of your life.
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Kendall retweeted
i hate being asked why i'm not talking. i literally just don't have anything to say, please leave me alone.
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All I know is Kevin Durant went to the Warriors and won titles and has not won a title in any other season or with any other team in his career.
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Lots of people genuinely suffered during Covid, but if your big trauma was that you had to wear a cloth over your face, or you could only eat on the restaurant‘s outdoor patio, or you couldn’t see Wonder Woman 1984 in a theater, please shut the fuck up.
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If you really anti vax then stop going to the doctor to get check ups. Why would you trust them with the rest of your health if they lying to you about vaccinations
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Kendall retweeted
Y’all were suspicious of the covid vaccine during a pandemic…but yall are lining up for GLP shots? Alright man..
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This is the disturbing number #1 lesson that I have taken away from the (ongoing!) pandemic.
It's very eye opening to learn that most people do not actually care whether you live or die if it involves inconveniencing them Their priority is their own experience at the expense of your life because it doesn't affect them I used to naively think otherwise
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Stephen Curry, 1 team, 4 rings LeBron James, 5 teams, 4 rings
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The government should have been mailing N95s to every household every month since 2020. Same with at home tests.
For the one millionth time this is why we need a free N95 mask program everywhere. Masks are important tools we all need to stay healthy throughout our lifetimes.
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