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Joan Beringer leads the NBA in offensive rebounds per 75 (8.4)
This kid is gonna be special
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Wins over teams currently ranked in the Top 11:
-Texas 3
-ENTIRE Big Ten 1
-ENTIRE ACC 0
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This might be the greatest Who he play for of all time lmao
a must watch!
please don't retire Chuck!
Jaden McDaniels reaction to getting 40 Millions Dollars Tonight
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Replying to @OG_BENJAYLATREZ
You just have to be in Minnesota to understand what his story has meant to people. That’s what makes it one of the truly cool and unique things in the league. You don’t get it because you haven’t lived it. That’s ok. It’s not for you. It’s for them.
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Fourth-and-1 at midfield today. Fourth-and-2 in the fourth quarter. We got stopped both times, and Florida scored a touchdown after each one.
Coach Sark,
I played for Texas. I was a team captain and an All-American on the Forty Acres. I love this program, so writing this hurts. I'm only doing it because I think one thing is holding us back, and I'd rather say it to you straight than keep yelling at my TV.
Please hand the play sheet to someone else.
You've done a lot for this place. Two straight playoff semifinals and an SEC title game in our first year. Texas matters again because of you, and I'm grateful. I'm not calling for your job. Not even close.
But look at the big moments. Ohio State in the Cotton Bowl, first-and-goal at the 1, and we walked away with nothing. Ohio State again last year, fourth-and-goal from inches, we stayed in a speed package and got stuffed. You said yourself you'd probably sub if you could do it over.
Last week against OU it was third-and-1 at our own 45 and we threw a little pass to the back that lost 2. Tied 24-24, two minutes left, fourth-and-2 at their 35, we sent out the kicker for a 53-yarder. Today you called the fourth-down run "not very good design."
I went back through the official play-by-play. In our two losses this year we converted 4 of 11 third and fourth downs with two yards or less to go.
That's not all on the line or the backs. Nobody is getting push right now. We're running for about 3.6 a carry. That's exactly why this offense needs a coach whose whole week is the offense. Your job never stops. Recruiting, the portal, NIL, a 100-plus man roster. That's a full-time job by itself.
History backs this up. The last head coach to win a national title calling his own offensive plays was Jimbo Fisher, in the 2013 season. No champion in the playoff era has done it. Ryan Day gave the calls to Chip Kelly in 2024 and won it all. You won a ring at Alabama calling plays for Coach Saban.
You already have Kyle Flood with the coordinator title. Let him call it, or bring in someone you trust. Then you get to be the head coach on fourth-and-1, seeing the whole field.
This is the school that ran the wishbone to titles in '69 and '70. Earl Campbell ran for 1,744 yards in '77. Ricky Williams left with 6,279. We know who we're supposed to be. And our defense is holding teams under 3 yards a carry. We can win with that.
After OU you said "not a chance" about giving up the calls. I'm asking you to think about it one more time. For the players.
Hook 'em.
Texas fans, if you agree, please repost and tag @CoachSark. #HookEm
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Hiring Francis Lawrence is both a total no-brainer and a hilarious creative trap.
Book one of Red Rising is essentially The Hunger Games in space; a brutal battle royale at the Institute designed to weed out the weak. He can shoot that in his sleep.
The real test is if Paramount has the stomach for what comes next: a crazy, R-rated Roman space opera filled with decapitations, nuclear orbital drops, and toxic sociopaths.
If they sanitize Darrow into Katniss with a scythe, the Howlers will riot
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please make it R-rated we don’t want kiddie sht
A film adaptation of Pierce Brown’s ‘RED RISING’ is officially in the works.
Francis Lawrence (Catching Fire) will direct.
🔗 hollywoodreporter.com/movies…
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We should have a 138-team playoff.
But it will be a 12-game round robin format across 10 conferences based roughly on geography.
Then we'll take the top 5 conference champs along with 7 at-large teams and have them play a single-elimination tournament @espn @CFBPlayoff
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I have watched this cinematic masterpiece more times than I'm willing to admit.
Classic Kentucky songs (Grove Street, We Are UK), some trolling of LSU (Boosie and Callin Baton Rouge), and then All Yourn to cap it off.
Well done whoever was on the music.
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He's warming up. His circadian rhythm is telling him what next weekend is.

























