Tiara aficionado, honorary Golden Girl, chronic oversharer. The best things in life are furry. (She/her)
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I can hear a faint noise coming from…somewhere (the hall? another room? outside? 🤷♀️) that sounds like either a) guitar plus an engine revving unsuccessfully or b) Bob Dylan.
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Unbelievable that there are dogs who lead expeditions and I have to show mine that if it’s raining in the backyard of the house, it’s also raining in the front.
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This is Flanagan. He’s been coming to my back door every day for several months and I give him peanuts. I’ve gained his trust to the point he’ll take them straight from my hand now. He’s awesome.
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I have recalled
the groceries
that are in
your pantry
and which
you were probably
planning
to eat
forgive me
they’re full of salmonella
and maybe
broken glass
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Amo que nuestra generación rompió el estereotipo de que si te tatúas, no consigues trabajo. Ahora nadie consigue trabajo, estés tatuado o no.
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My fav thing I saw at spirit today was this hat that the marketing team just could not simply come up with a non problematic name for so they settled on "hat"
Recently had a bizarre dream that combined elements of Thriller, The Wiz, and Starlight Express. Too much Michael Jackson and way too many roller skates for my liking. Very stressful.
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Just a normal day on the bus with the king of the jungle. 🦁
This is the only way to travel now. 🤣
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The video in this post is AI-generated media (Text-to-video model: Seedance 2.0).
hivedetect.ai/wY4V6p
The poster claims no affiliation, yet followed up with a link to an e-commerce store (babuno.store), which matches the @BABUNO_SHOP watermark visible in the top corner of the generated clip.
x.com/crystalhope197…
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"I think young people need to start thinking what kind of world they're going to leaving to me and Keith Richards"
- 93-year-old Willie Nelson
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Eventually an ICE agent wearing those electric shock gloves is gonna scratch his nuts and I just hope it happens on camera
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Remember, kids. To Catch a Predator wasn't cancelled because they caught someone who was transgender or a drag queen. It was cancelled because they caught an assistant district attorney who hit the escape button rather than face the consequences of his actions.
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take all my money 😭💰
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
It is an AI generated Video. The amazon link to the specific item has also an AI generated Video of dogs wearing it.
amazon.de/dp/B0HC2NH98N?…
