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Kaleb Seaton

@kalebseaton

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 Los Angeles, CA
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Joined June 2010
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Since The Notebook is trending, here is the “Modern Notebook”
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Replying to @Worldliness_1 @RealTimers @billmaher @davidduchovny @mtaibbi @Lis_Smith @HBO @hbomax
The “not everyone can afford healthy food” argument is BS. A Big Mac meal from McDonald’s is $9.76 for 1 person, 1 meal. 3 meals worth of organic chicken, rice, vegetables, and fruit would cost you about $24.35 Do the math.
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AND if you are really in a low income situation, ALL of these products are EBT eligible
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Same energy. w/ @LonnieIIV
AFC sensei (@afcsensei) profile pictureAFC sensei@afcsensei15 Jul 2022
GOD: So there's just one rule... EVE:
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Comedy Central needs to schedule a roast of Will Smith immediately. Here are my suggested roasters: Dwayne Johnson Yoked Carrot Top Mike Tyson Literally any woman
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Will smacking Chris is gonna be like one of those “where were you when” moments The year was 2022, I was knee deep into some Domino’s cinnamon twists, with frosting caking my beard and Lost on the tele, I decided to open Twitter…
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God is real because how else do you explain a lion cub being able to hunt for its own food at 6 weeks but a human baby doesn’t stop pissing itself until 2 years old and we became the dominant species
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Imagine if you wore contacts
ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) profile pictureely kreimendahl@ElyKreimendahl13 Feb 2022
actually my biggest fear about the apocalypse is probably just losing my glasses
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What the people who want to cancel Joe Rogan want to happen: Joe disappears forever What would actually happen: Spotify pays him the remainder of his contract > Rumble gives him 100mil > keeps doing the same thing he’s doing > nothing changes
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Wordle gawd
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Whenever I interview people from around the world: People from developing nations: We have the best hospitality, you will be welcomed and served like family. People from developed nations: We complain and hate everything about our country. It's the worst. I'm suffering.
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Why are we trying to #RestoreTheSnyderVerse when Zach Snyder has spent the last few months spoiling literally everything about what his trilogy would have been
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If you leave Joey Chestnut out of your all-time all sports GOATS list then frankly you don’t know sports
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Since John Wick is trending here’s this
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Ron Burgundy with the foreshadowing #FalconAndTheWinterSoldier
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Mannn I wish @GameStop would have the same Twitter energy that I know @Wendys would be having right now
Long live GameStop
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Replying to @kalebseaton
@jodiwincheski ! @JeffProbst ! @CBSTweet ! This guy deserves to be on the next season of Survivor. I brought him to the highlands to #Ethiopia and Deserts of #Somaliland. He can do it!
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Using my moment here to holler at @survivorcbs @SurvivorCasting @JeffProbst to cast a life-long fan of the show!
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@jodiwincheski I know you’re looking for superfans!
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The Midwest
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