Plug. Orgasm. Beer. Podcast. Gin. Radio Host. I love to MC fun Gigs... π€π€π€ https://teapawt.org/t.co/HUiwx9W3Mf
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T H E. 5. L O V E. L A N G U A G E S
Words of Affirmation: Your Avocado is delicious π
Acts of service: I bought you an Avocado π
Receiving gifts: Here is an Avocadoπ
Quality time: let's go for an Avocadoπ
Physical touch: let me hold you like an Avocadoπππ
πππ niliwaambia aje about men my age and above, broken, trauma, confused ...
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Grace Akinyi says men in their 40s are a disasterβ¦β¦The same men who spent their 20s and 30s building while many of her age-mates were still choosing vibes, now have frame, standards and less time for chaos. Thatβs not a disaster. Thatβs a man who finally stopped auditioning
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What do you mean Favour protects you like a shield?
Where was favour when baba of the raggedy wife was killing children the age of yours? @RevKathyKiuna
Mnatupeleka to the Old testament and Jesus didn't die for such nanzenze. Kieleweke and kindly usituambie you must give grace
Bishop Kathy Kiuna gives netizens a glimpse of the luxury private jet she used to travel to Charlene Rutoβs wedding alongside Rev. Julian Kyula.
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What a fuking idiot!
CS Aden Duale on Ebola: Kenya will not serve as a quarantine center for any jurisdiction. Travelers from other countries will not be held in Kenya, to meet another countryβs entry requirement. MoH will not issue any certificate of quarantine, or Ebola free certification for travel purposes. Kenya remains open for business, with no restriction for movement or public gathering
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Kamwana has been many things, many, lakini yeye hujua kuskiza grao.
Muungane kutoa kitu pamoja.
Sifuna the 6th is up and rolling.
''The people of kenya have already decided, I listen to the ground and the people know what they want, ''- Former President Uhuru Kenyatta on the unity of the opposition!
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Happy birthday to my sweet lovely girl and friend @Mamushkhaimuna
I'm telling you, liweliwalo tutapambana pamoja..
I love you baby girl.
Siku hizi other countries are using Kenya as a benchmark, vile nyinyi hamnyamazangi kuhusu millennials. Let me tell you, na bado! π When my President Sifuna takes the oath, sasa mtasemaje? Wantam! π₯
Since Nyanya gave birth, three weeks ago, I'm just receiving passive aggression from this dude... Shualyy.
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I went to look for milk Kwa supa, and because cow milk direct was over na hakukua na ATm and Kwa shelf was this maziwa.
I went home boiled and ikakua maji ya vyombo
This was like the 5th time juu zinakuanga Kwa shelf amongst others haziko.
Honestly this Is crap!
Meru Central Dairy Co-operative Union Limited is facing public scrutiny after a Kenyan woman raised concerns over the quality of its Mount Kenya milk brand, alleging that two cartoons she had purchased went bad just hours after purchase.
The incident has sparked questions about the quality control of locally manufactured dairy products, with consumers raising concerns over food safety, storage conditions and the possibility of spoiled products reaching households.
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When the time comes to speaking to empty debez hua anakaa hivi... Hana comeback. KAZI ya Wantam ni kuiba and kuuwa watu and anything that was built amedestroy.
Antichrist hukaa hivi btw. Shauri yenyu, you'll reap what your sow.
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What about the Genz he orders to be killed in 2024 to date?, So who shows up for their family events, who shows up for the dreams they had? Being a family man all Wantam would say to an innocent child is "but did die?"
Kiambaaa 2007 hapo Tu home ground...
Stupidity is a choice.
So wild! Back then nganyas were associated by "Michuki Rules" not a politician just a man given a role to protect Kenyans from such nanzenze, he understood order and value of life and dignity of self!
Whom did Kasongo hire on august 8 2024? 20 years down the drain.
#SifunaThe6th
