mummy to Toby and Rufus and wife to Lok
Reigate, Surrey
Joined October 2011
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Good to see Mollie’s tweet doing so well. She’s funny! Follow @hansmollman
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Man alive, whoever was responsible for the sheer scale of organising and choreographing the pageantry and broadcast, hats fully off to them. Not a thing out of place. What an undertaking. Pints all round.
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Full of admiration for the Bearer Party from the The Queen’s Company, 1st Batallion @GrenadierGds
Chaps, you have done the country proud all day, but *especially on those steps to the West Door of St George’s Chapel.
#QueenElizabethII
🎥 @itvnews
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Football is a simple game. 22 women chase a ball for 90 minutes and, at the end, England actually win. Congratulations @lionesses. Fabulous.
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Loving our Second Form band performing at the Orpheus Treasure Hunt for new starters at @ReigateGrammar.
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“Behind the ‘joke’ you share on Facebook lies a sobbing humourist, fingers bleeding from the effort of brightening your day.” — wordsmiths of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your measly sketchwriting stipends @RobDotHutton thecritic.co.uk/beyond-a-jok…
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"Hello, is that Roman customer services? I ordered an extra large t-shirt, but you've sent me 40."
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This new display is based on the fantastic artwork from anti-bullying week, ‘one kind word’. It is a collaboration from every child at LT, who has written a kind word on a butterfly. It reminds us that one kind word can change so much! #NewYearInspiration!
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A friend overheard an elderly couple passing a grocers. The husband said "They've got rhubarb. Why don't you make a rhubarb crumble?" Wife replied: "Why don't you go fuck yourself?"
Ever since, "Why don't you make a rhubarb crumble?" has proved useful when talking near the kids.
