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Wait. After doing more research, I think I'm a Satanist?
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Whose bright idea was it to launch this HBO is now Max thing right before the Succession finale? Nothing like having to download a new app with a dumb new name to get you in the mood.
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The ASS club. 💀 This one has so many layers - restoring my faith in the future. 👿
BREAKING: In a victory for free speech and religious freedom, a federal court has ruled that the Saucon Valley School District must allow the After School Satan Club to meet in district facilities.
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It used to be that I would go on vacation for a week and come back to Twitter marveling at how crazy it is. I came back after a week off this time and it's just...incredibly repetitive and boring.
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Kate Ward 🙄 retweeted
“That’s a nice bracket you got there. Shame if anything were to happen to it.” — New Jersey #MarchMadness
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Who's responsible for the ads on Twitter these days, Taboola?
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I haven't really had time to pay attention. Should I be trading in cash for gold bars and burying them in my backyard at this point or no?
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I know there are bigger problems, but what's happening with the web font on here? 🧐
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More people need to be watching this show. It's so good.
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So obsessed with Flaco.
Flaco in good form this morning even though he was getting harassed by squirrels, red tailed hawks, blue jays and tufted titmice. Repeatedly hooting as well. ⁦@BirdCentralPark⁩ #birdcpp
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A thing I want to do increasingly more often is to make playlists that combine songs I can only find on Spotify and songs I can only seem to find on Apple Music. How.
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Bring back limewire. Let's go back to waiting 9 hours overnight to see if the 3 songs we wanted downloaded and aren't corrupt files.
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This made me want to go manage a local Barnes and Noble. nytimes.com/2023/01/28/opini…?
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Urge to get new iMac intensifying.
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I regret to inform you that, if they would let me, I would name this new vehicle "Flat Face McBusington"
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Honored to live in the timeline where we get to find out how many times one man can sell the same start up to big companies.
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Kate Ward 🙄 retweeted
New VCs who never started or worked at a startup, giving founders advice
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Today I found out that Ronzoni is discontinuing their pastina and, frankly, they should go to jail for this.
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Kind of sad, but not unexpected update on him - he died in 2014. I was too young when I worked for him to realize it, but he was a real one. Won a college scholarship in the 50s for designing an unbeatable tic tac toe program! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patric…
Thinking about the job I had where the ceo would go around at Xmas with a giant wad of cash and stop at each desk to hand some out, saying things like "Well, Kate, I heard you did a great job working on our *stops to check notes* RSS feeds this year!"
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