Joined March 2017
Pinned Tweet
laying Down
17
10
3
1,305
46,454
not much of a baker but these cookies…..wow……..
2
54
427
22
1,828
99
9,745
97,775
and when i go as a ned’s declassified side character for halloween then what
39
672
i like how the football uniforms look on the fat guys .
19
513
can anyone explain to me why this video makes me horny………
When they started opening the fridge i lost it
229
1,876
266
34,337
1,770,150
sprankton. a noun. a disease you get from chewing too much
1
1
1
13
1,877
GO BREWERSSSSSSSS
1
31
1,827
just said “i don’t like this” out loud to no one about nothing in particular
4
4
96
2,539
can i hold $20
5
1
42
1,724
this is the seventh time i’ve tweeted this jcnsklxkdnbd
3
861
have you ever had your doordash stolen
30%yes
70%no
84 votes • Final results
3
9
1,300
have you ever stolen someone else’s doordash order
16%yes
84%no
127 votes • Final results
4
8
1,379
Jalen Hurts I would like to make you some dinners to keep in your freezer
8
673
14
9,032
98,666
i’m so used to politicians being heinous in this country that i thought i was desensitized to any political action a candidate could take, but ramaswamy’s actions here are truly making me sick to my stomach
2
46
1,434
i’ve thought about this all day. like how fucking dare you. truly a despicable human being
9
614
kt retweeted
if u never had a babytron phase i cant trust u
93
1,122
93
6,019
105,329
nothing has ever turned me on more than the 30 rock episode where liz accidentally joins an all female fight club
1
1
46
1,498
she fuckin the mailman for mail
1
46
2
654
43,172
i think the whole “different alcohols having different effects” thing is BS except for red wine. red wine will have you sexting your mailman
56
1,881
242
45,859
427,850