vitaminK

I cant Im watching the guy mow peoples neglected lawns for free

I cant tonight. The guy who power washes rugs just posted a new video

The OG rizz was Max Goof impersonation of Powerline

Refilling my fruit bowl brings me so much joy for no reason

Instagrams new mute/pause feature BLOWS

Good morning to everyone except the people who dont like the movie Signs

Pausing the movie after the “Love is an open door” scene and telling my daughter Anna is insane and we will never be that desperate 🙂‍↔️

I cannot stress this enough when I say: Linkedin is a cesspool

Itll all make soon sense enough

Its finally time for me to rewatch Inception

Its 2009, everyones fb album was titled whats a goon to a goblin? Life was good

My 5 yo never stops talking, ever. Unless hes sleeping. Today he asked me if I “ever think of 200 million thousand pinkies?”

A bumper sticker that says “im probably sneezing”

Wtf did i do before the fast fwd feature

Footballs are real shitty at being balls

Few things im sure of in life… death, taxes & the fact that sensodyne will never be on sale

I cant explain it but the CEO caught cheating at the Coldplay concert has the face of a douchebag

No one: My brain in 2009: 🎶 alejandro, alejandro, ale alejandro ale alejandroooo 🎶

“I love you mommy…I also dont like you” -4 yo, middle child

#biancacensori memoire is going to be insane