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Senior Software Engineer. Recent ⚽ convert 🙌🏻 @chattanoogafc

Cleveland, TN
Joined November 2012
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A lot of work went into this, from Design to Dev to QA to Marketing. Huge team effort - all around. We built this for you - I hope you love it. 💚
BIG NEWS 🚨 The Visual Donation Form Builder BETA is now available! The goal of this beta release is to allow users to test new features and provide valuable feedback as we work towards a general release. Here's how you can test the Visual Donation Form Builder ⬇️
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I don’t ask for retweets, but if I can sell all 50 of the pre-order swords(which will go out no matter what) I’ll know I have enough interest(and the starting capital) to crowdfund the other 200 and make these a real handcrafted collectors item
Now that every tweet is getting like 10k views for some reason, celebrate 250 years of America with the Sword of Liberty!
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I convinced my statistics professor to allow calculator programs. The logic being that I understood the material enough to program the calculator. I got a 101% in that class.
used to do physics homework in college, we had a routine, get a pizza, finish everything, found out later my compatriot was programming all the solutions into a calculator and reselling for a buck an answer in the physics lounge before the deadline. wrote a book on calculator programming with a professor after
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Wrote up some of my thoughts on what it means to be nice versus what it means to be kind. aaronfrancis.com/2025/you-ca…
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RT if Chattanooga is Blue
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RT if you support community-based soccer
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. @ChattanoogaFC can you either confirm or deny a new kit design?
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🎉 Introducing the 2024 Volkswagen SOMOS ERG Jersey! Available now for pre-order, this special edition jersey celebrates culture and community in partnership with Volkswagen. Don’t miss your chance to own this limited piece of CFC history! 💙 👉 hubs.li/Q02QDbQf0
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Growing up I had a Lego themed birthday party, which was a great way to get cool Lego sets. I didn't really follow directions, but building was fun regardless!
It's time for a giveaway! This weekend I'll be sending out a hardback copy of my Sci-fi Western, After Moses along with a model of the main character, Matthew Cole and his grav bike! 🧵
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The role of senior engineers is to build architectural solutions that enable less experienced teammates to have an outsized impact. In a way, seniors should be constantly working themselves out of a job. In many ways... this is the job.
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It’s a 🇺🇸 giveaway! We found one @ChrisBunn21 special, size XL, and it could be yours. 1️⃣ follow @olive_york 2️⃣ RT this! 3️⃣ since it’s the States Kit™️, let us know which state is the best 👇 One winner selected mañana!
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The best phase of product development is right near the end when you realize a bunch of stuff you couldn't have known earlier, and miraculously find that you can solve problems and try new things quickly that would have taken forever had you had more time before.
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Replying to @loftwah
US standards are based on context rather than lazily sorting by 10s or size. I guess the EU needs slide rules to do logarithms if they aren't base 10 though. It must be tough going through life with such linear training. I can see why it would frustrate y'all. You can actually date things either way in the US 30th of July, 2023 is a valid date. For numeric encodings, leading month is most efficient for clerical, bookkeeping, data entry, etc. Often years aren't part of the date at all. It would break English to shoehorn the year toward the beginning. Beyond that when weekdays get involved and different forms of day planning, it makes more and more sense. Guess you get real comfy with a linear progression in metric and can't see the benefit of cups and half cups vs 236.5875 ml and 118.29375 ml
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"The open source gift exchange has never been busier. The primary crisis, if there is one, is mismatched expectations between givers and receivers. Solvable by a change in perspective." world.hey.com/dhh/the-open-s…
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To celebrate 15 amazing seasons together we're giving away a player worn jersey from 2013 🤗 To enter follow these simple steps 👇 1. Like this post 2. Retweet 3. Make sure you're following Chattanooga FC Good luck 🎉 #15Seasons #BetterTogether
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Been there, done that 🤷🏼‍♂️
GO OFF, LEO MESSI. A 20-minute brace for @InterMiamiCF's star man.
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JavaScript came for our servers. Now @calebporzio (PHP for front end) and @marcelpociot (PHP for desktop) are punching back. @LaravelLivewire @beyondcode #laraconus
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It's time. gowithphp.com/
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sometimes I say kit, sometimes I say jersey sometimes I say pitch, sometimes I say field sometimes I say touch line, sometimes I say sideline sometimes I say football, sometimes I say soccer but I NEVER say BBQ when I mean a cookout.
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