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Chicago Southside native. Cali transplant. also the absolute king of hyperbole

OC, California
Joined March 2010
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If only there were a video game where people were forced to play as a white character... teapawt.org/vicenews/status/781516…
People are mad they have to play a black character in FIFA 17 bit.ly/2da4Rzo
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Sade when her man thought it was an ordinary love
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Why would you put that juju out there
That's it. Caleb & Ben just toyed with Seattle's D in Seattle. Mismatch. Game over. Bears win this one easily. Darnold will now press, throw 3 picks.
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Yeah. Because a totally normal thing to do while watching football and drinking beer is to think about men pretending to be women in athletics.
The number of Democrat men who don’t understand how bets work is staggering. Are there any normal Democrat men left in America? Guys who just watch football, drink beer, and think men pretending to be women playing sports is crazy? It’s unbelievable how abnormal they all are.
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You’re from London. You’d be better suited getting your giggles from chasing people from door to door in a single hallway with wacky music.
Replying to @kcapollo
Yeah, I use my microphone to talk because I can’t be asked to type. I’m in bed. The left do not do comedy that’s why they’re no great comics that are on the left.. Bill Burr is a prime example who started off on the right made himself famous then became woke as fuck and no one gives a fuck about his comedy. Look where he was 10 years ago to where he is now nobody gives a shit.
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I’m misunderstanding English, but you make technology understand understand English for you?????😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Replying to @kcapollo
Yeah, I use my microphone to talk because I can’t be asked to type. I’m in bed. The left do not do comedy that’s why they’re no great comics that are on the left.. Bill Burr is a prime example who started off on the right made himself famous then became woke as fuck and no one gives a fuck about his comedy. Look where he was 10 years ago to where he is now nobody gives a shit.
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You can find humor in that, but not in the actual sketch comedy show that’s existed over 50 years with the sole intention to tell jokes and make you laugh? “Vampathic Torturer” has an integrity line. And it’s jokes on a comedy show by a comic.
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Social and entertainment media is brutal. Poor girl is gonna be the centerpiece of a culture war because of her own success and jokes written for her and aired by the same staff as the young bulls funny monologue. @Variety should be ashamed for this
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They are both jokes on the same stage written by the same writers and production team. You got offended and forgot that they are both telling jokes.
Replying to @DiscussingFilm
I get it now. People on the right do something called comedy which is a joke. People on the left get offended and just make snide comments about people without the joke
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Says anakin in a Razorbacks hat.
Replying to @DiscussingFilm
That's..... Just proving his point.... Why do women let their own pride dumb themselves down so much?
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Woof
I must have missed your deep concern over gas prices during the years of Biden when the prices were higher than today. Today we are at $84. I will bet you $1 million that by November 1st of this year prices will be under $84 a barrel on this price metric.
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Even the refs are making fun of how dumb its been lately
WWE refs recreate Money in the Bank cash in attempts 😂 This is so accurate.
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Neither did Dre, or Snoop… or JLo or Shakira. Who young and new is recognizable enough to appeal a non-sports fan, and the wide range of people around the globe(within reason)? Aside from Dua Lipa, who else do you think fits the bill?
Jay-Z hasn’t released the album in almost 10 years. Why is he doing the Super Bowl? Go get somebody young and hot. He ain’t got no records out. -TPJ
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We had it that way. The root, encouragement, and (unlikely)solution to that division all come from the same person. Solution is not voting for people with that agenda. But fear mongering is more simple for that base to rally behind.
Replying to @stephenasmith
We need to figure out a way to keep Politics from dividing us. The crazy thing is if we had conversations with each other and we had no idea about what side we were on, 99% of us would get along. We experience that every day with strangers. People need to realize that different things are important to different people and that's ok. That's normal. Not everyone is your enemy.
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WWE used a similar editing style for the last 2 seasons of “WWE: Unreal” on Netflix. It’s pretty good
when i interviewed the @Brewers social team, i asked where they find inspiration for their edits. they rattled off roman holiday with audrey hepburn, 2001: a space odyssey, apocolypse now, hundreds of beavers, pulp fiction’s title cards, and a24’s trailer style.
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Just to update you. Stephen A smith mentioned those things on the biggest sports show in the country the following day in a segment about Caleb. Sooooo there’s that. Stop crying now
Just get healthy in the next 10 days. Tomorrow the media will praise Caleb and ignore Maye played with 4th string OL + gets play calls from the most overrated OC in the league. We’ll be fine.
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That Sixers AI “outstanding” clip is already in so many drafts if they lose to the Celtics at any point this season.
Jaylen Brown's response to Jayson Tatum saying there's no beef: "He got a great PR team. There's no beef but there might be a little lamb chops with some gravy." (🎥 via @krisrhim1)
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That’s kinda the point. Put the best team out there to give yourself the best chance to win. You’re acting like the patriots are the only team in nfl history that has to deal with injuries. Don’t be a sore loser.
Here’s how I see it. Maye has to be perfect or the team loses. Zero margins for error. Good win Bears fans, but you’re lying if you don’t walk away from this game acknowledging Caleb Williams has it SO much easier in Chicago.
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I’ve probably watched Kalen DeBoer sing 500 times this week.
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