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Doctors’ offices that insist on taking patient information over the phone…this has to stop. Been playing phone tag with an office for a week and finally blurted out all of my info on the bus because I am never in privacy when they choose to call. How the hell is that helpful?

Wearing a Steve Winwood tshirt out in public. Guess you could say I’m asking for it.* * The piercing sideway glares of every white dude over 50 in this giant eagle.

I really don’t care for your tone, Wordle.

It is roughly 110% humidity. My house is damp. I am damp. A delivery person with a gift basket tried to argue that Anita and Jack lived at my address. Then. THEN. This &$)$**^~! .pdf had the audacity to not be fillable. 🔥🔥🔥

Tim Walz pronounces it “diabeetus,” doesn’t he?

So we’re just never going to do a redesign of the laundry care symbols? No? Everyone’s got their circles and triangles and dots straight? Cool cool.

Radicalized yinzer landscaper talking to a Pap on my street about climate change: “Yinz think our summers are bad? Dahn ere in da global sahth, dem poor souls are paying for how we fucked up.”

I normally have a polite but firm “no” for any door-to-door solicitors. But this young woman that just came to my house gushed over my cats and tl;dr I think I might be getting new windows? Don’t know what business school is teaching this technique but it’s killer.

The Lyft driver and I hit it off immediately. He told me he was from the Hill, so I said, “Say nephs?” He replied, “Nephs, Ike!” And then we traded conspiracy theories and recs for noodle spots. He kept shouting out his friends during our conversation. #Pittsburgh

Trying to think of middle names for the cats because they are into gd EVERYTHING and just shouting their first and last names doesn’t feel emphatic enough.

I thought Saltburn was fantastic. I think Barry Keoghan should get an Oscar. I think the grave deserves one, too.

You can tell that the husband and I were sick this week because the dishwasher just has mugs and spoons in it.

Are ghosts in Australian haunted houses just like, “Brrr?”

Three guys headed to the Steelers game on the T. One is toting a case of IC Light and the infrastructure is literally crumbling underneath them. This is possibly the most Pittsburgh thing I’ve ever captured.

Favorite trick-or-treat costumes so far: Dave Mustane Mothman Primanti’s sandwich (ham)

All of my doctoral homework this semester is like, “How have you personally made society more equitable in the last week?”

The only thing that sucked about INXS was everyone else who liked them.

Watching Scream. They really let Skeet Ulrich and that hairline of his play a senior in high school.

I misread the “G.O.P. Nominates Scalise as House Speaker,” headline as “G.O.P. Nominates Scalia…” and thought, “Cool, we’re just straight up putting corpses to work.”