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@mortPREMIUM
Joined June 2023
he hit me and it felt like an ow
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its because im fucking transgender.
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I love rough sex
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When u have a male friend and he starts talking about something boring but ur not attracted so it doesn’t magically become interesting
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how it feels to drink monster
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when ur beautiful hg leaves her cart in your car
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im gonna flunk out of college because im a major retard
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“Do I spend my week off being productive and doing assignments, or waste my youth in front of a computer screen? Quite the dilemma. Though I think I’ve made a decision.”
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my build in 2 days
We caught David Noyes in Baldwin, Wisconsin. As of May His case is still ongoing, but he was declared incompetent to stand trial so it was suspended.
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he hit me and it felt like an owch 🤩
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listening to lana del ray gives you like +5 woman points i will explain no further
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you only get one canadian in your life. choose wisely.
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you never leave twitter
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se suponia que hoy me iba a poner al dia con la facultad y no hice nada
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people saying why is fry hot now pissing me off fry is the most fuckable guy and he has been forever
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my opps: - in psych ward (1) - transitioned (2) - 20 years on drugs charge (1) - wiped to zero, riches to rags (2) - lifelong spiritual retreats (3) - pushing 50, never got to love (1) - on onlyfans (2) - resting in peace (3)
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I'm fucking dead
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Hard-boiled egg and a shot of whiskey for breakfast. Who gives a fuck.
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life is full of choices and i chose to do engineering
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