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guess whos drinking 2nite
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and my hand feels so disgustingly cold in yours
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youre hanging up your favorite photograph and im not in the picture
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god what does he want
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these tiny moments they are all i have a twenty dollar bill just makes me laugh i call you on the phone but the moment's all gone
kathleen hanna you are the only person who gets me
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kathleen hanna you are the only person who gets me
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how everyday feels
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iwant to get drunk i want to get drunk i want to get drunk
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genuinely in tears over these stock images of burger
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By "masturbating," what I meant was that I was going to hammer nails into the palms of my hands and whip my back to share the same pain as Jesus Christ, seeing as I'm Catholic and that is all I need to do to satisfy myself, but I suppose people took this way differently.
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how i expect people to act when i post something
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on the roof. #eddsworldtom
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Tom after every minor inconvenience
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do you feel awful? id never know it, im never there
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wait, here is my secret, why i dont know well i dont caaareeeee
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