Randonneur, bike geek, grizzled software curmudgeon. He/him/his

Woodinville, WA
Joined July 2008
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Word of the day is ‘ingordigiousness’ (19th century): extreme greed at the expense of principles.
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Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.
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I'm so looking forward to an extra hour of insomnia tonight.
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Harris rn killing a baby in his 78th year
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Redneck Geek Humor: #define USEDTOCOULD __declspec(deprecated)
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Post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. No description.
Post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. No description.
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Mind blowing thread of sculpture details.
Thread of surreal sculpture details 🧵 1. Water flowing over toes
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Post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. No description.
Post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. No description.
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Most people are familiar with Moore's Law: The number of transistors on an integrated circuit doubles every two years. Years ago I came up with The Other Moore's Law: Backups always work. Restores, not so much.
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The world needs a "Beowulf meets Fargo" mashup: Oh ya, the fortunes of war favored Hrothgar, ya betcha. Friends and kinsmen flocked to his ranks, dontcha know.
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Happy #Festive500 to those who celebrate.
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Friends don't let friends do stupid things... alone.
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Happy Nigel Tufnel Day to those who celebrate.
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Post a photo of water
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Another test with two URLs but with the image preview disabled: emojipedia.org/couple-with-h… emojipedia.org/flag-wales
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This is a test of how Twitter handles complex emoji, such as 👩🏻‍❤️‍👨🏾-- Couple with Heart: Woman, Man, Light Skin Tone, Medium-Dark Skin Tone -- and others (👩🏿‍🚒, 👨🏻‍🦱, 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿) when combined with multiple attached URLs (emojipedia.org/couple-with-h…, emojipedia.org/flag-wales)
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It's almost time for the Big Dance in France™ -- Paris-Brest-Paris 2023 is upon us. My ride starts this Sunday at 9:00pm CEST (badge U032). Bonne route to all riders! #PBP2023 #ThatsRando
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Stunning sunset near the finish of yesterday's SIR Anniversary 300K. #ThatsRando #nofilter
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Wow. Disney+ changed the ending of Raiders of the Lost Ark...
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