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Joined December 2008
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Wait why does the Michelin tire company give the stars to fancy restaurants?
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Love how @AlaskaAir canceled a flight at 2:45am that was leaving at 10:00am and they offered a new flight time of 8:30pm, and nothing else. Switched to @SouthwestAir and had several delays, got a $100 voucher. @AlaskaAir nothing?! Just wow.
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Babygirl The Brutalist
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killers of the flower moon
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Y’all are not washing your hands long enough. #airportthoughts
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WHO is still wearing Santal 33 on this day 2023.
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Putting it out there: if anyone needs help with merch stuff in LA for something like Sound and Fury or Indecision Fest or on a smaller tour, please know that I would love to help you.
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I wish people knew that our relationships do not have to be toxic or conditional or emotionally abusive. They can be good. Unconditional. Supportive. Understanding. We are all human and will make mistakes but the reality is the good ones give us grace.
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It makes me so sad watching these reality shows with people thinking they don’t deserve or can’t have better. Not just intimate partnerships but friendships too. Heal yourselves, people! Demand better. Break the cycle.
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Magnificent shot of Felix, head of rodent services at Huddersfield Station.
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How every road in LA looks like post rain:
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Ok Martin is fashion though, he wins best dressed for me. #LoveIslandUK
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How exhilarating it is to not know a lick of the #Vanderpump drama, and not care to find out lol.
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Ok truly no cameos, just Rihanna… chefs kiss, I respect it.
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Masking in a middle seat on a packed flight and the air isn’t flowing yet, pray for me. Don’t want to have a hot freak out.
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Not loving the 12 hour Sudafed (doc recommended) to solve my right plugged ear for over a month after a nasty cold but here we are.
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If you have a highly infectious brain fungus, please use the drive-thru.
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