I work for the largest Fruit company in the 🌎. I only Tweet Interesting things. The Jamaican Government misspelled my middle name. #LetsGoHeat #FinsUp

Fort Lauderdale, FL
Joined October 2008
This Florida Man has won the internet for the Month of September
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“He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory” — Obama
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"That's a travel." How many steps from LaMelo? 😭
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Students from North Carolina A&T can be seen marching back to their HBCU after voting on the first day of early voting in the state. The Guilford County Board of Elections voted to remove the school’s on-campus polling site. (video via @tmsimmons) greensboro.com/news/local/go…
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bijan tried to sub this nigga out immediately 😭😭😭😭
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This Trumper had no rebuttal 🤣
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The President of the United States is lying to you. Vote his party out of power on November 3.
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Former NFL Coach Jon Gruden shows up to Trump’s Ohio rally: “I came back for one reason. I’m from Ohio. My mom and dad are from Cleveland. I went to the University of Dayton and I’m damn proud of it!”
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Loving you just keeps getting better and better! Happy anniversary, @BarackObama. Here’s to many, many more years of joy, laughter, and memories to come. 💕
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Ted Cruz Embarrasses Himself Again
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THIS IS CRAZY
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Angie Nixon fired back: “The most ordinary man imaginable came to my home state to tell me to ‘get out of America’ while they enjoyed the comfort of buildings my ancestors built. Imagine standing on the shoulders of the ppl who built this country & then telling their descendants they don’t belong here.
JD Vance on Florida Senate nominee Angie Nixon: “Get the hell out of here. You don’t belong in America.”
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Tonight at Gillette Stadium, Zach Bryan, one of the biggest country music artists in the world, wore a Free Palestine shirt onstage. Gillette Stadium is owned by Robert Kraft, who pushed Ed Sheeran and his promoter to drop Macklemore from his tour. Bryan isn’t just a major country artist. He is one of the biggest live draws in music, filling stadiums across the United States and in major cities around the world. Bryan served eight years on active duty in the US Navy and served overseas in Bahrain and Djibouti. Members of Bryan’s band also wore shirts supporting the Palestinian cause, including his drummer, who wore a jersey honoring the memory of Hind Rajab. Zach Bryan has a second show at Gillette Stadium tomorrow, Saturday night.
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Happy anniversary, @MichelleObama! I’m still the luckiest guy in the world to be with you.
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Mike Tomlin shows off the incredibly detailed interiors of high-rise apartments in the Minecraft city he has spent the last 12 years building.
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Never refinancing this thing.
People who locked in a mortgage at 2% in 2021
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When it comes to choosing corporations over our communities, I’ll always be with our communities! This is our first commercial, but to make sure we get in front of so many I haven’t met yet, it will take ALL of us.
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DoorDash spent $1.4M trying to stop Zohran Mamdani from becoming mayor. This week's historic $131.5M enforcement action against DoorDash for underpaying NYC delivery workers shows why. Yet another reminder that the only thing that can beat organized money is organized people. theintercept.com/2026/09/23/…
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Ms. Rachel blasts Republican Christian hypocrisy: “Let’s be a more Christian nation and take away SNAP benefits. Let’s be a more Christian nation and put our neighbors and put the strangers in detention centers. Let’s make more and more money and not help others and let’s deny people’s healthcare. But the SNAP thing, that just breaks me. You’re gonna complain about a child having enough food?”
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This. Is. Fucking. Epic. No words. Kimmel is back. And this is why fascists hate comedians. They expose the marrow and have no fear. Viva the satirists!
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