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The Tweeting Brakeman

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Joined May 2026
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Okay-ish Rap Battles of History
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Dave Blunts at an ice cream shop: I can’t put down the cone
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I liked the first song more than I thought I would. I don’t listen to a lot of “heavier” music, but I respect it Wichita Lineman is a very good song, and I like Glen Campbell. Very good guitar player
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Strawpage open. Ask me something if you’d like
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They’re gonna glitch me in the movies They’re gonna make a pibby outta me
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I hate gay Halloween. Like what do you mean you’re a ghost or a zombie or perhaps a vampire
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I have outsourced my tweet production to Hong Kong
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Tummy time flavored vape
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kickassian retweeted
Deliberately asked a trick or treater dressed as Light Yagami if they're supposed to be Columbo
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From a while ago
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Stop posting my hole on your story bro, I dug that one myself
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I like my weed trippy bruh
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Replying to @sneako
They made Gay Sex legal ? @TheSNEAK0 congrats bro.
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(Talking to a fat woman) Hey girl you’re like a heckin chonker
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Got my pants coffee Spell it backwards eeffoc
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Yams to your left Yams to your right Cha cha now yall
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Don’t delete Plappy Bird bro its been removed from the App Store
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Submissive and readable
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Stop sitting on your wobblemeat and get back to work!
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You’ve got a great cloaca bro
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