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I just wish someone would ask me if this is where I want to be when Jesus comes back. It'd just be nice to be recognized as important to jesus i guess
Back on twitter to see what’s going on. Oh, it’s still shit.
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Slept through the oscars and thankfully y’alls tweets
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highlight of my week... the hottest boyz in innernetz @kidcactuscomedy sent me a parcel 😭😍🤩
Checking in with twitter again. Still impossible to stare at for more than ten seconds without losing your mind Lovecraft-style, the mind unspooling itself in horror as it tries to comprehend the ancient terrors of the sum of humanity’s kneejerk opinions
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I’ll swing back thru in a month and see how everyone’s doing
I didn’t go on twitter for like two weeks and the moment i came back I dawn 4 or 5 headlines that all caused my skeleton to eject from my skin pouch and walk around spookily enchanted. I guess the moral here is this website sucks major ass
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Can't wait for the supper bowl
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This reinforces lazy tropes about women leaders in media: - Older + seasoned, but unlikeable - Passionate, but angry - Smart, but crazy - Well-intentioned, but naive - Attractive, but uninformed or gaffe-prone It’s unoriginal, lazy, and men don’t get the same either/or coverage.
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And here’s the @nypost not only running with the false quote, but adding an angry photo to boot: This is how news hysteria develops out of nothing at all. teapawt.org/nypost/status/10877162…
Ocasio-Cortez gives 'zero' f–ks about what other Democrats think nyp.st/2FRaBKk
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I actually didn’t say this, so while I know “brown women cursing” drives clicks, maybe you accurately quote the whole exchange instead of manipulating people into thinking I said this sentence instead of just the word “zero.”
Ocasio-Cortez: I give "zero" f-cks about pushback from other Democrats hill.cm/CWzTZEz
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If you’re ever on the phone near me just know I’m using my incredible powers of deduction to unsuccessfully discern who you’re talking to
In case you wanted to know what true heroes look like
these guys bought a projector and are playing smash from their balcony omfg
We should just rename this website "the condemnation machine"
Whenever I’m feeling sad I just realize that I’ll never be Dolly Parton anyway so its not that big a deal
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I wasn't on twitter for a few days and my life really was so much better
I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE
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Doing work on planes is some sort of super power, right?
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In 2019 I’m going to become a signature cocktail
Only good tweet I’ve seen in weeks
If you you start playing Runnin With The Devil at 11:58:16, Dave will scream “GOD DAMMIT BABY YOU KNOW I AIN’T LYIN TO YA, I’M ONLY GONNA TELL YOU ONE TIIIIIIME AAAAHHHHHHHYUEAHHH!!!!” at midnight. Start your new year off right.