died on the way back to my home planet

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Joined April 2022
what possessed me to say this
lpsg is evil but you lowkey can tell when a guy is complaining abt it as a sneak brag
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Theresa Balmain Gilead retweeted
Growing up I knew a guy who had Benjamin Button disease but he got killed by a drunk driver so we never got to see the whole thing play out
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if I was on drag race my postmodern dadabsurdist re/deconstruction of snatch game would be to sit completely silent and non-responsive the whole time and then kill myself for real at the end
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smallpox elimination
I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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Theresa Balmain Gilead retweeted
Gay guys don’t fuck men anymore they fuck ideas
Just got fucked by a huskier version of Mamdani and he kept saying good boy. I won
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starlight in a tunnel. kinda familiar
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lots of YCSE review seem to reflect that the movie is about a Big Important Things and so therefore your feelings about it must be equally Big and Important
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guardo el deseo en un camafeo
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her 1974-76 run being the three best albums of all time ever and then immediately just making horrible horrible music for two decades
joni’s 80s stuff is so rough lol… girl put down that keyboard…
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used to look nothing like my father but as I age it's starting to get uncanny. just saw a picture of him as a 25 yo and thought it was me for a second
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Theresa Balmain Gilead retweeted
its lowkey a war on people with the light still in their eyes
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ur 21 literally nothing about your brain is static
do you know how utterly soul-destroying it is to see old pieces of text written by you with the full understanding that you will never be able to write that way again. you simply cannot string sentences together in the same manner. your lexicon has shrunk. your brain is fried
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Theresa Balmain Gilead retweeted
sojourn: talon is planning to use an emp bomb big enough to cause a blackout all across europe, we have to put an end to their plans! brigitte:
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gay ppl will gag at anything and think their gayness automatically elevates their taste... your honor it's really really turrible.
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why would Xi Jinping want to rust my basement and flood my Bowflex?
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Theresa Balmain Gilead retweeted
Leaving basement at 7AM to go bird watching
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Theresa Balmain Gilead retweeted
I can't take it anymore!!!!! *lives a full life*
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