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joanne reading people #CelebrityTraitors
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The reason you’re unhappy is that you haven’t found the right thing to buy. There’s something out there you can purchase that will make this all go away
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Breaking no contact to ask him if vintage Carhartt double knee carpenter jeans run true to size
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On a date and the guy asked me a question, which is huge. You don’t always see that
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The Killers workshopping lyrics #TheTraitors
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In Year 9 we were forced to write WWI Trench Poetry of our own and someone in my class ended his offering with “when my foot came off, it caned” and I can honestly say I still think about that line of poetry more than any other line of poetry.
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millennials and gen z cant afford to have kids but thats okay because all our parents are regressing into ipad babies so im busy monitoring my mother’s youtube history and keeping her off cnn
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Earlier a coworker said she had been considering the name “Pearl” for her daughter, “but,” she said, “that’s the name of the daughter in…” and we both said “the scarlet letter” as my other coworker said “spongebob.”
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saying summer is over on august 25 is an indicator of a quitter’s mindset and indoctrination by big halloween
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indescribable levels of judgement are ignited in me when people announce that theyre expecting their first child with an instagram post that implies it will be the younger sibling of their dog






























