nothing exciting , infact im boring as f@@k and cant spell for shot 😝😳😘🤫😊 no dms I take no prisoners 🙌

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Back on night shift tonight let's see if my leg holds up seen as it's hanging on by a thread 😅 and trying to get up them ten flights of steps at old Trafford yesterday was not worth the fucking pain !!!
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absolutely devastated my kids just turned around to me and said I might as well give you my Xmas list because I know Santa isn't real , I knew last year you list 😂😅😭 im gutted !!! He can now know about the cost of living 😂😂
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You lier even not list 😂
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Told Archie to get his football boots so he can clean em ( I make him do othem or he doesn't go football ) he said they will be clean soon I said what , he said iv put them in the washing machine 😭😭 I pressed go 10 minutes ago without knowing 😭
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So far on my week off iv fell and ended up in hospital , indicated on one way streets about a million times, made a cheese cake , gone about like Archie's maid and cook and cleaned up a million times , should of just booked a holiday 😂
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Im At the age where stress actually bores me so anything that starts to stress me out I rather leave or don't do apart from my job but I just go into my happy bubble with that as well basically im at the aged where im just not arsed 😂
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Im Also at the age where I can't remember if iv took paracetamol or not 😅
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7 more hours and im off for 12 days 🙌
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what a wknd I had never trust me to book a hotel 😅 walked out within 10 minutes!!! Ended up in Chester next to a church rave 😅🙌then the next day ended up in Wales climbing this beautiful waterfall 🫶 then ended up at the airport plane watching 😅 never a dull moment with me 😂
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Thought about dieting .... Ate a sausage roll 🙌
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I need caffeine cake and matchsticks
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Awwwwww im tired 😭😭
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I don't I lay diagonal and lose the remote anilkion times and can't eat in my bed I'd lose my shit at crumbs 😅
Well… this one does 🤣😂👊
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one of the many shit things about this night shift !!! Shit biscuits!!!
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Absolutely HATE NIGHTS 😭
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1500 words left on this essay a house to clean and a night shift tonight 😭 no rest for the wicked as they say !!!
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Gonna buy a recorder and lie there at night playing London's burning over and over just to piss Archie off !! ... Mum goals !!!
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Imagine this though ..... Customer ... I didn't order that !!!! Me ... Well you get what your giver you ungrateful shit piss off 😂😂😂😂 yes maybe I won't give up my job just yet 😂😂
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Thinking about giving up my whole career and just going working at Starbucks they seem happy as fuck
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Kinel hahaha best game iv watched this 😂😂 what a ref 😂😂😂
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