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The actual CEO shooter is still out there somewhere and very baffled and amazed by this whole thing
Running up to someone's lifted Ram parked in traffic and slapping this over their standard issue Idiot Sticker
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You can still go to a rural diner anytime, you just don’t because even you know it’s just going to be abysmal Syscoslop
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DPRK Artillery displays the slogan "Let us wipe out the US imperialist aggressors , the sworn enemy of the Korean people " . The DPRK does not mince words !
Girl the election is the unnecessary distraction lol
And you're never getting let in again!
I visited the Last Ditch lesbian bar
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Jose Andres says we can’t ban foie gras because we need to solve ICE, global hunger, and ‘so many other issues’ before we can worry about animals.
It reminds me of when I collected signatures in Chicago to preserve the city’s foie gras ban.
In wealthy parts of town, high-minded liberals would chide me: 'You’re collecting signatures for ducks? People are getting shot in this city. You should be ashamed.’
When I went to the poor parts of town — the places where people were actually getting shot — no one said that.
Instead, when I explained how foie gras was made, the near-uniform reaction was: ‘They do that to a bird just so some rich asshole can eat foie gras? That’s f’d up.’ Almost everyone signed.
For political elites, banning animal cruelty is a distraction from the Big Serious issues they’re focused on.
For most people, it’s just common sense.
What backslash Jessica? 🧐😇So we are banning all meats? If Duck goes all goes next? …I’ve been through this in California…..just lets concentrate on things that matter…..cars with children are being shot by ICE, immigrants working in farms and restaurants being deported many with green cards and even citizens…so many other issues! Yes let’s bring the ducks now….one more issue for restaurants to handle!😅🕊️
"Yeah, and you better stock up for the winter, too, moron!" I say, smugly yelling at the closed door I was just shut out of. Pfft. It's not even cold yet. I'll be fine. Moron
BREAKING: US Secretary of the Treasury Scott Bessent urged Iranians that anything they need for the winter, they should go and GET NOW. Bessent said there’s going to be a big heating fuel shortage and everyone should fill up their tanks now, clearly alluding that the US and Israel are preparing to destroy Iran's energy infrastructure
I can't even comprehend how they fucked this up this badly. The iPad has existed for like 20 years now. Why did they feel the need to rush this so suddenly and poorly? It wouldn't be new territory for them if they hadn't fired everyone, I presume..
America has lost the staring contest it seems
BREAKING: U.S. forces are now considering launching major strikes on Iran within 96 hours of an order from Donald Trump, targeting nuclear facilities, energy infrastructure, and military bases, per CNN.
CNN reports that sufficient forces are already in place. The target list goes beyond limited “mowing the lawn” strikes and includes nuclear facilities, energy infrastructure, and military sites. One official told CNN: “It will be a big effort.”
CNN also reported that Iran could retaliate massively within hours of the U.S. strikes.
These aren't people hunting for survival, these are people hunting for sport. It's quite like a conservative to expect to be allowed to kill without repercussion and then be surprised when that isn't reality
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We hiked to a spot in the woods that coal miners used for secret nighttime union meetings in the 1880’s, they carved a union card into the rock.
Every single Israeli politician and every single other person who helped them needs to spend the rest of their lives in the same solitary confinement
המחבלים בכלא לביא ישבו ואגרו מהמעט מזון שיש להם. כף ריבה ועוד כף ריבה, פרוסת לחם ועוד פרוסת לחם, כך במשך כמה ימים, הכל כדי להכין עוגה מאולתרת ולחגוג ביום שלישי, במידה ולא אבחר.
אלא שנציב שב״ס המצוין ואנשיו איתרו את העוגה, והאסירים הועמדו לדין משמעתי, והועברו לצינוק.
הם כבר תכננו את החגיגות, אבל אצלנו נגמרה החגיגה. ביום שלישי אסור לתת להם לחגוג, מצביעים ב׳ בקלפי!
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Last year I told my therapist about terror over my financial situation and her response was essentially “yeah idk bro”
This year I brought it up again, she helped me find food banks, affordable meds, and a social worker. Therapists: there’s still shit you can say
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this is so much fun because usually you have to at least pretend to feel bad for the wife when there’s cheating drama but she’s actually a monster so we get to just fully enjoy the drama without that pretense.





































