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balya 🇵🇸

@kitschhoff

plainscapist. barely literate ogre. #whoremembers. #adektwt. 🌄

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Joined August 2010
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🧵🪡 Threads of Arachne—that Go Over-And-Under, Truly a Wonder! 🪡🧵 Since Twitter Moments is now not supported, I will just put my embroidery works under this thread. Each work has a glimpse on details, design process, and stitches being used (or if I forgot to add, just ask).
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? welcome back Atalanta
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A groom had to beat his bride at Valorant before he could marry her The challenge was one of several tasks set by the bride and her bridesmaids
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A good banter consists of three elements: offense, tolerability, and humor. If it’s neither tolerated (subjective according to receiver; idiosyncratic to the relationship between the two party) nor funny, then it’s just rudeness. If it’s not offensive then it’s just a joke.
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d@IAmThe3xitOct 30
selalu ingat kutipan netanyahu "kalau kinerja kita 10 juta tapi gaji 5 juta konon sisanya bakal dikasi dalam bentuk rezeki yang lain"
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Just had creamy gochujang fettuccine and it was delicious and thought of this tweet
shreya (@shreyabasu003) profile pictureshreya@shreyabasu00320 Jan 2025
NYT recipes: Lemony garlicky miso gochujang brown butter gnocchi
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@kompascomNov 3
Pedagang singkong asal Pekalongan, Andi Supriyatin, menangis saat memeluk anaknya seusai penahanannya ditangguhkan dalam kasus dugaan penghasutan terhadap penguasa umum terkait aksi 28 Oktober 2026. "Maafin ayah. Kita pulang ya, kita pulang," kata Andi Supriyatin saat memeluk anaknya. Sebelumnya, Andi ditangkap oleh Bareskrim Polri akibat dugaan tindak pidana penghasutan terhadap penguasa umum terkait aksi 28 Oktober 2026 di Jakarta. Dia juga ditetapkan sebagai tersangka dan ditahan. Adapun Andi mengikuti aksi 28 Oktober 2026 di Jakarta setelah bersepeda dari Pekalongan, Jawa Timur. Simak selengkapnya dalam video berikut ini! Penulis: Ahmad Zilky Video Jurnalis: Ahmad Zilky Penulis Naskah: Ahmad Zilky Video Editor: Ahmad Zilky Produser: Nursita Sari ~NJ #Peristiwa #Viral #demo #demo28oktober #pedagangsingkong #hukum #AndiSupriyatin
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luke castellan's scar 3.0 (@ausss3n) profile pictureluke castellan's scar 3.0@ausss3nNov 2
i just found out melanin and melatonin are different things.. i thought tinashe was singing about being black..
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this prabowo playbook
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Today I wrote about a conspiracy theory that I actually believe: someone or something is trying to make Trump look gay before the election. Link in replies (free.)
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nand@pisgorsrikayaNov 2
hava nagita
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@suaradotcomNov 3
BREAKING NEWS! 4 Jenderal Polri Ditangkap. Satu Bintang 4 Berinisial L suara.com/news/2026/11/03/12…
Sejumlah Jenderal Polri Dikabarkan Diamankan, Satu 'Bintang Empat' Sudah Dilepas

Sejumlah Jenderal Polri Dikabarkan Diamankan, Satu 'Bintang Empat' Sudah Dilepas

Kabar penjemputan sejumlah jenderal aktif Polri oleh satuan khusus menguak dinamika panas di internal Korps Bhayangkara, sebulan pasca-estafet kepemimpinan dan rotasi besar-be

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that one episode in family guy......
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@CartoonsHateHerNov 2
I'm a little offended I've been invited to zero (0) orgies. Obviously I'd decline but it would be nice to know people want me there. I could even do the Trump impression.
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Last party reminds me that the set should include some flops in the mix, it's good for the contrast and pace.
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@tao_linNov 3
I recommend enduring discomfort.
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balya 🇵🇸@kitschhoff20 Feb 2025
me with sibelius violin concerto
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Hiç abartmıyorum, bu makale iktisat tarihinin ulaşabileceği zirveyi temsil ediyor. Makalede Pirenne tezi, 500 bin para sikkesinin coğrafi dolaşımı üzerinden test ediliyor. Makalenin en önemli bulgusu ise aşağıdaki iki görselde açıkça görülüyor: İslam fetihleri öncesi ve sonrası dönemde sikke akışlarının nasıl değiştiğini gösteren son derece etkileyici iki figür:
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Econometrica (@ecmaEditors) profile pictureEconometrica@ecmaEditorsNov 2
Replying to @johannesmboehm
@johannesmboehm and Chaney combine data on half a million ancient coins with a model of trade and money to reconstruct trade and consumption from AD 325 to 950. The estimates show economic activity shifting away from the Mediterranean from the 6th century. econometricsociety.org/publi…
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@ZeroSuitCamusNov 2
Girl that’s archeological Vivienne Westwood
weird medieval guys NEW BOOK OUT NOVEMBER 5!!! (@WeirdMedieval) profile pictureweird medieval guys NEW BOOK OUT NOVEMBER 5!!!
@WeirdMedievalOct 31
the bernuthsfeld man might be one of the saddest bog bodies of all time. imagine drowning alone in a bog wearing your most busted outfit and 1,000 years later they dig you up and all everyone can talk about is how busted your outfit is
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Riset linguistik: Kamus KBBI daring tidak netral Simpan bias gender dan relasi kuasa
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My ass cheeks are sooo tight and round and bubbly they actually chafe each other…
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Try the Twitter porn Darling. It's chudai for
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All the saints. From the Hours of Louis de Laval, France ca. 1480.
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