@kmobsky

4.75 Uber rating // VP of growth @ Howl // Former @wunderkind @reebok @simon_data @DUBCOmusic

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Joined January 2010
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Squall-in out from the top of One World Trade.
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what's up, babes?
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Twitter engages in blatant ad fraud. Surprised I haven’t seen anyone talk about this yet. If you tap to scroll anyone near an ad it recognizes it as a click to the landing page. Not the case with any other tweet.
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This is the least broken thing about Twitter rn but broken nevertheless
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They should show this ad in Harvard Business School
Max Gagliardi
@max_gagliardi24 Mar 2024
The Gen Z mind cannot comprehend this
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This is genuinely psychotic thinking
Val Katayev
@ValKatayev8 Nov 2022
Don't give your kids an allowance. Pay them interest instead. I made a system that naturally instills the power of compounding and makes them understand money. Here's how it works, my downloadable worksheet, and the results:
Remember the days when don’t look up would’ve been the most divisive thing we’re talking about on this app?
genuinely upset that this random furniture ad didn’t call this a hippopottoman
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The drunk on spring st shouting “that’s what life’s about, enjoying it!” was the motivational pep talk I needed this morning
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My boss’s evaluation of the project vs mine
I would like to thank Halloween for introducing me to 3 new shows and also reinforcing my decision to never watch Ted Lasso
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My goal has always been to get on the cover of wired but this is a start I guess
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You can just feel the scathing rotten tomatoes score already
IGN
@IGN23 Sep 2021
BREAKING: A Mario animated movie is coming to theaters Holiday 2022 starring Chris Pratt as Mario, Anya Taylor-Joy as Peach, Charlie Day as Luigi, Jack Black as Bowser, Keegan-Michael Key as Toad, and Seth Rogen as Donkey Kong. #NintendoDirect
Fun fact from my useless law minor, the blunt “I dissent” at the end is a giant middle finger in SCOTUS canon. Almost always there a “respectfully” or similar superlative preceding it. Sotomayor is absolutely pissed.
Conservatives Getting Owned@cons_owned2 Sep 2021
In a 5-4 decision, the Supreme Court has just functionally overturned Roe v. Wade. Justice Sotomayor tore the horrific decision apart. Here is her dissenting opinion, in full:
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I don’t know the first thing about the NBA or what this means, but god damn if Kentavious Caldwell-Pope isn’t one of the greatest names of all time.
Adrian Wojnarowski
@wojespn29 Jul 2021
The Lakers are near a deal to acquire Washington's Russell Westbrook for Kyle Kuzma, Montrezl Harrell, Kentavious Caldwell-Pope and a 2021 first-round pick, sources tell ESPN.
Raise your hand if you miss liner notes
The cynic in me says that Musk and Bezos had to have run the numbers on investing billions to save the planet vs getting off of it and the latter had the better outlook.
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Some personal news
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Why would you do this
DiGiorno
@DiGiorno15 Jul 2021
Give us a new slogan.
2001: a space odyssey is terrible and overrated
B.W. Carlin
@BaileyCarlin10 Jun 2021
what’s a TV show or movie opinion that will have you like this?
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