@kmpossible_

delightfully unhinged socialist hotty

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Joined November 2016
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there’s nothing a dick could do to my throat that dry swallowing an anti depressant hasn’t
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just saw a bikini listing on poshmark labeled medium and the caption clarifies the top is “34A so about medium”. we are cooked
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it used to be way more common to throw a ball for your dog and not have the dog return for suspiciously long and then follow them and find a dead body
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i like when Hotch has a beard
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so me and my friends like each other and have never expected we would do this staying at the others house
Matt Williams
@TechnovangelistOct 23
its just bonkers the new policy @airbnb is trying to put in place. Putting the dishes in the dishwasher, taking out the trash, pulling the sheets off the bed....they are just standard things any normal person would do when staying at a house. Why wouldn't a host be allowed to say that?
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a great convergence of the friends boyfriend/houseguest/twitter friend discourse is actually that one time i showed up exhausted after a long day of traveling to my twitter friends’ place and their husband showed me to their bed to nap before they got home from work
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i have been arguing for years that the introduction of the word white before woman mostly functions to justify misogyny and now the argument is that it’s white woman tears to not want to relive being raped as a 12 year old
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Will Sennett@Senn_Spud16 Sep 2021
{showing new employee around the Mad men office} Yeah this place is great we get free cigs {Don Draper walks by} That guy is awesome
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Sarah Fletcher@fletc117Oct 21
Friends of Bear cats up for adoption update: Petfinder is refreshed with all our available cats ready to find their forever home 🥳 The petfinder link attached will be very helpful for those interested, we have lots of kitties to chose from 🥰
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miya@miyarah_Oct 20
"2026 VA A SER MI AÑO" yo en octubre:
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maligning a woman’s character because of a rape she experienced as a child is the natural progression of a culture that concluded Epstein victims like Virginia Giuffre must have been mentally unwell before the chronic sexual abuse
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feministly concluding women don’t have the agency to desire or enjoy casual sex
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my mom said i created a monster
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standing next to someone who looks soooo much like Ludacris it’s crazy
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i work with kids that need safe adults in their lives because they cant rely on their parents so the reaction to teachers/coaches having relationships with their students being “why dont they include the parents” just reveals how few people understand what some kids experience
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it was a hijab inspired secular head accessory
Punished Snake@MorihausKyneOct 15
Did none of the faculty at Hogwarts think to ask why Quirrel showed up in a turban or did they all just conclude that quirked up white boy had that shit on?
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pawg save america@kmpossible_Oct 15
Replying to @TheWolfe40
i can be your white Barack tonight
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ossof does have the sauce i wish he also had the policies
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dick pill commercial came on in the uber and the driver nearly pulled his shoulder out muting it
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there were a bunch of Palestinian doctors that were in Gaza but Israel killed them. meanwhile the mall by my house is chockfull of Israelis aggressively shoving fancy lotion at you
Elizabeth Tsurkov
@LizHurraOct 13
An excellent piece by @ksadjadpour. This anecdote is particularly jarring theatlantic.com/internationa… (gift link)
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trash jones@jzuxOct 13
(still in a dark place) ah yeah i was in a dark place then
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