knafaesque

I just want to say you're all welcome for the things i tweet, but mostly for the things i decide not to ❤️

Beating his ass later

Got a hot take brewing that weddings in trad society are a public spectacle of conformity/ritualized domestication. The bride's joy, even acceptance (vs teary-eyed resignation) is seen as indelicate. Reluctance becomes a proxy for virginity. Positive feedback loop w/ rape culture

So humbling to make a point out of telling your child they were right about something and you were wrong

Making bets that Drake's next album is gonna have the word dayouth in it

Man I was really in the car on the way to 7th grade at 6am cold af listening to How to Save a Life by The Fray

Amazing things happening on khaleeji twitter

Have a 3azooma tonight so I have to cancel my plans of laying down a bunch

Upper blephs are the worst beauty procedure. Imagine having hooded eyes and hating them??

Who wanna start a podcast and just fight all day and cheat on each other

Thought: AI powered finjan reading

Both of these stats are biased and don't conclude what you think they do

Cameron Diaz in The Mask is the hottest anyone has ever looked

My daughter has such undeniable maternal and caretaking instincts, and spends hours caring for her little dolls. Feels so futile to throw in "if you want" when discussing her having kids in the future

My friend has a personal policy of only moving out of the way on sidewalks for women of color and I think about it all the time

I feel like i'm more reasonable, personable, charismatic, and cuter than 99% of cult leaders, and yet I have no cult following. I'm just saying I think I'd make better use of one.

These gremlins deserve each other