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middle americas most underqualified finance professional. sensitive young man. perpetual victim of Astros baseball. T100 Enjoyer. Nemo Saltat Sobrius

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Joined June 2026
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pickup basketball is what we were put on this earth to do
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The left has already taken over and already put an Indian on my television . Who the hell is Chief Meteorologist.
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“Sir, were you saying retard from 2024-2026?”
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CNN projects that we are havin beers this weekend.
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Youre laughing. The Wendy's Baconator is about to replaced with the Halal Chicken Shawarma Burger and you're laughing?
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Ok so for us first timers, which way is Mecca?
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I’m playing from the women’s tees tomorrow
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Oh is there a votesball happening today? That’s cute. I’m focused on real issues like the Minnesota Vikings rushing attack but that’s fun for you🙄
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Almost lost no poop november but I put it back
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SGA is gonna win a 3rd straight
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They're calling it the most unproductive day ever. They're calling me Big Useless
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The Oklahoma City Thunder will retire Russell Westbrook's No. 0 in the rafters on Feb. 7.
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Happiest day of my life
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My statement on the Dallas Cowboys.
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if i ever did kill myself it would involve a lot of symbolism and easter eggs as a nod to longtime supporters and fans of the franchise
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About to cook for the potential GF for the first time. #lank if you know how to make homemade alfredo sauce, Kona might be in too deep
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are angel shots a Halloween drink or something? every girl I talked to at the bar ordered one
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telling my homeboy we’ve gotta leave the halloween party asap because i’ve just put all of the forks in the microwave
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