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Steve Halasz

@KoolMoeSteve

I’m a stand up comic and actor. Seen in @FXNetwork’s @FeudFX. Coming soon on Season5 of @TNTDrama's @AnimalKingdom /ain't nobody dope as Steve/

 Los Angeles, CA
Joined March 2009
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If Covid made dicks fall off, the pandemic would have ended like 6 dicks in. – at Los Angeles, CA
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Kenny overreacting a bit on live tv. Come on, Jet, it’s just a bug! @NBAonTNT
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The Republicans who promise to do nothing about gun violence, climate change, poverty, pollution & income inequality all promise to do something about trans children trying to use bathrooms they feel comfortable in.
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Replying to @JoyceWhiteVance
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Image from Phillip Sheppard, Executive MBA Pepperdine UN 🔥 (@PSheppardTV)
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Just need 3 more people with $1k each to book this place! DM me.
Sean Hannity 🇺🇸 (@seanhannity) profile pictureSean Hannity 🇺🇸
@seanhannity24 Sep 2022
Hunter Biden latest video: Nude water slide riding with hookers at 4k per night Malibu rental trib.al/hnPNtNP
New GOP election strategy...
maksym eristavi. (@maksymeristavi) profile picturemaksym eristavi.
@maksymeristavi23 Sep 2022
my family was just forced to vote at gunpoint in russian cosplay of a “referendum” in southern ukraine: - they come to your house - you have to openly tick the box for being annexed by russia (or for staying with ukraine if you feel suicidal) - all while armed gunmen watch you
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Replying to @patriottakes @davidpsdem
It’s Pat Sajak and Vanna White Power.
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laura@lmresists10 Sep 2022
Dems THIS is how you deal with Republican lies. 👏 👏 @alfranken
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Trump’s message of build a wall to keep out refugees, ban Muslims, lock up my opponent, intelligence agencies are crooked, elections are rigged & all the US deals are shit really brought the country together. And then Biden comes along and in one speech ruins all that harmony!
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The Onion
@TheOnion2 Sep 2022
“It’s not like we don’t love her, but ever since she got pregnant and had to have a baby, all she cares about is gross stuff like diapers, spit up, and milk,” said 10-year-old Kayla Sanders. bit.ly/3KDlcrw
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Kinda crazy how Biden went from dementia patient to Hitlerian mastermind after one speech.
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Its crazy that the daily Wordles have been more secure than US top secret docs all these months.
Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) profile pictureKyle Cheney
@kyledcheney31 Aug 2022
NEWS: DOJ's new filing includes. photo of the classified documents found at Mar-a-Lago on Aug. 8. storage.courtlistener.com/re…
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To anyone who’s seen my penis, please know that certain portions were redacted.
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“Ugh, why is this asshole trending?” -me every single morning when I open Twitter.
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The first time Pat Bev sets a pick for Russ
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I never thought Capri Sun DIDN’T have cleaning solution in it.
KTLA (@KTLA) profile pictureKTLA
@KTLA15 Aug 2022
Kraft Heinz is recalling more than 5,000 cases of Capri Sun because they may be contaminated with cleaning solution ktla.com/news/nationworld/re…
Recalled Capri Sun may contain cleaning solution

Recalled Capri Sun may contain cleaning solution

Kraft Heinz is recalling more than 5,000 cases of Capri Sun because they may be contaminated with cleaning solution.

ktla.com
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“…and fuck all this organic stuff!!”
Shannon Watts (@shannonrwatts) profile pictureShannon Watts
@shannonrwatts13 Aug 2022
Whole Foods’ CEO said “socialists are taking over” in the US: “…with the way freedom of speech is today, the movement on gun control, a lot of the liberties I’ve taken for granted most of my life are under threat.” 🙄 independent.co.uk/news/world…
Whole Foods CEO says ‘socialists are taking over’ schools and gun control debate

Whole Foods CEO says ‘socialists are taking over’ schools and gun control debate

The grocery store chain’s CEO claims leftists are taking over schools and corporations

independent.co.uk
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Do they let you play Top Golf if you’re a bottom?
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MeidasTouch
@MeidasTouch29 Jul 2022
Jon Stewart just destroyed Ted Cruz and the Republicans’ lies about why they voted against giving toxin-exposed veterans healthcare and you have to watch
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MUST WATCH every minute of this @jonstewart takedown of Republicans blocking a Senate bill to help veterans, including those exposed to burn pits: “They’re on Senate time. Senate time is ridiculous. These motherfuckers live to 200. They’re tortoises."
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Uh, hi, I’m Steve.
Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) profile pictureRon Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski22 Jul 2022
Ceci Truman says when she is elected to Congress someday, she will oppose same-sex marriage because God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
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