Born in Goa, allergic to clichés.

Goa / Bangalore
Joined July 2009
My cousin just uploaded a photo with someone named "Pretanka" Wtf is wrong with people now a days? 🫣
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⚠️ BREAKING First flight of India’s next 2 homegrown fighter jets revealed at @NDTV Defence Summit—LCA Mk2 in Sept 2027 & AMCA stealth fighter in Sept 2028. xitter.cf/ndtv/status/2104522845…
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You need to have this level of shatrubodh. But hamare yahaan je baboo(n)s toh apne baap ko bech khayenge, forget country and people
The end of a scumbag: A police drone captured the killing of the terrorist who kidnapped Noa Argamani.
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I almost ordered this. @zomato why pet food is on your app?
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Down 11kgs. Faced multiple roadblocks but huge thanks to @AnshulGains - the man who turned guilt trips into fitness plans. Many more to go. Join his 100g Protein Club if you want results… and zero mercy. 🏋‍♀ xitter.cf/i/communities/19667573…
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😂😂😂 Bibi flaunted a pager at the UN: “You remember the beepers? Well, I can tell you this, Hezbollah certainly remembers them.” There’s a reason Chutzpah is a Jewish word
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Tears rolling down..😭 Never thought this would happen in my village. That too over 5G. Thank You @reliancejio @JioCare
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I wonder when we will get to see @rajshams in @prvkhvr podcast or vice versa. 🫣
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Happy teachers day 🫠🤣🤣
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After comparing 27 products, reading 183 reviews and watching 11 videos, people often buy the first one they liked.
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The sound of two @atherenergy running in parallel is so soothing to the ears.
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A page says "Results will be announced at 5 PM." At 4:52 PM, people start refreshing.
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hanımefendi aynı anda avcı ve av olamazsınız
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Nothing makes people aware of battery percentage quite like being 30,000 feet above the ground.
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Saw my upcoming salary slip and glanced over income tax deduction. It literally brought tears to my eyes😭
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People save articles for "later" with the confidence of someone who has cleared their previous reading list.
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The plane has landed. Half the cabin is already online before the seatbelt sign disappears.
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Videos are devastating. Praying for everyone in this region.
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ChatGPT Work can now use its computer and browser to sign in to websites on web and mobile, without ChatGPT ever seeing your username or password. That means you can ask it to: • Set up utilities for a new apartment • Book a DMV or passport appointment • Check reimbursement costs through your insurance • Find and book an in-network doctor around your availability • Check when your car registration expires and prepare the renewal paperwork • Compare your rental insurance policy with an issue you’re emailing your landlord about • Find and save apartment listings that match your criteria • Restock something just by uploading a photo • Schedule a package pickup for a return • Cancel tickets for a rescheduled trip • Book a vet appointment • Submit reimbursement paperwork for medical treatments • Check resale sites for new drops and save things you might like • Find candidates with specific experience and draft outreach • Take invoices from your email and submit them to your accounting software • Draft replies to rental property inquiries • Fill out permit applications for your small business • Add action items to a vendor portal based on a recent client call • Analyze the latest ad campaign for your small business
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